Arnett Moultrie did not score a career high 12 points tonight. In fact, there is no such NBA player as “Arnett Moultrie”. He is entirely a figment of my imagination. I wanted to see if you would watch this video anyway. Maybe you were thinking “Oh man, I was dying to see some Arnett Moultrie highlights, thanks DownToBuck!”. You are all victims of my deception.
Don’t even bother to watch the video. How could there be clips of Arnett Moultrie when he exists only in my mind?