OFFICIAL ALL-TIME NBA JABARI POWER RANKINGS
1. Jabari Brown
3. Jabari Parker’s right knee
2. Jabari Smith
4. Jabari Parker’s left knee
I can understand the ordering of this list causing some consternation among dedicated NBA fans. Jabari Brown is unproven, but significantly better than Jabari Parker’s left knee. It’s closer between him and Jabari Parker’s right knee, but I have to give the edge to Brown, because he just scored 22 points and I’m really hyped right now.