No one likes DeMarre Carroll. He’s the best defender for one of the best teams in the league, he has rad hair, and he can shoot threes. I was under the impression that “3 and D” guys were the guys most beloved by fans. So what’s the deal? Do you like DeMarre Carroll or not?
I know you don’t. If you did, you would be watching this video, but you aren’t. “I wonder how Derrick Rose did today. Or maybe Stephen Curry. I worship at the altar of whatever players ESPN tells me to! DeMarre Carroll? Who is that? I don’t care.” That is what you said before not watching this video.
Screw you.