Dear Ian,
Casting all introductions aside, I must apologize for how I have treated you in the opening weeks of this season. My behavior was inexcusable, and I will no longer pretend that my actions had no effect on those around me.
As you are well aware, you have had multiple double-digit scoring games this season. Four, in fact, at the time of this writing. Yet I have ignored each and every one! This, despite the rarity of your scoring more than ten points. I would understand and support you fully if you were to burn this letter as soon as it was received. I deserve nothing more.
I have made a highlight video of your most recent performance. I hope that, with this video, I have righted the wrongs.
Yours,
-DTB
P.S. Don’t forget about my payment.