This is exactly the kind of game Wilson Chandler needs to have on a regular basis in order to solidify his 6MOTY Of The Year candidacy. If he scored over twenty in every single game from this point forward, and his scoring skill didn’t somehow convince his coach to insert him into the starting lineup, then the reward would be his and not even that chucker who I hate Jamal Crawford would be able to take it away from him.
My own personal enthusiasm for Chandler’s run at the sixth man hardware is probably unmatched by anybody other than his own parents, so I feel justified in spearheading a new social media campaign aimed at raising awareness of Ill Will’s sick off-the-bench performances: #illwill666 . There are three sixes at the end because I want to emphasize that he’s going three times as hard as everybody else for the 6MOTY Of The Year award. All those other scoring bench players are being timid with their shot-taking but Ill Will is grabbing opportunity by the happysack and twisting that happysack as hard as he can. Hence the three sixes. 666. The number of Ill Will.
I could use some help spreading this hashtag around since, despite my best efforts, my reach on Twitter isn’t very wide. I don’t even know how Twitter works but however obscure their server operations are, I know for sure that just one person can’t make a hashtag go viral. It has to be at least two people. So one person other than me has to tweet #illwill666 and then the hashtag will go viral and then my man Chandler will definitely get the award. That’s how these things work.