Langston Galloway 20 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2016)

OFFICIAL POSSIBLE EXPLANATIONS FOR THE BANDAGE ON LANGSTON GALLOWAY’S HEAD POWER RANKINGS

1. Got caught in a portal between two dimensions and was literally ripped into pieces by the chaotic maelstrom of the timevoid
2. Got headbutted by an ostrich
3. Punched a fire extinguisher (with his head)
3a. Punched Kristaps Porzingis
4. Jumped in front of the knife of a stabbing maniac in order to save the girl of his dreams from certain death
5. Did self-surgery to remove his eye so that he could donate it to a blind little boy whose only wish is to be able to see like normal people
6. Breakdancing accident
7. Launched bodily through the windshield of a car

[POWER GAP]

9001. Sustained a laceration while playing basketball

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