I’m tired of these players with their little hair doodles cluttering up my channel. First it was Kelly Oubre, then Buddy Hield, now Myles Turner. Three hair-doodled players in a row. Totally unacceptable.
There are other hairstyles, you know. Imagine how amazing Myles Turner would look (and play) if he had a huge Artis Gilmore-esque afro. For one thing, it would add like 6 inches to his height. You know that thing that some animals do to make themselves look bigger by puffing themselves up/out? That’s what this would be like. No one would challenge him at the rim if the rim was obscured by a huge sphere of hair.
Right now he looks like a pineapple. Pineapples are passe. My grandma looks like a pineapple. Turner could look like a grapefruit instead. All the hippest, hottest chicks have grapefruits.