The Timberwolves recently moved a whole bunch of players in order to acquire a whole bunch of other players from, like, three other teams. IN THE SAME TRADE. Some picks went zipping around as well. I’ve totally lost track of what exactly happened, if I ever knew at all, but one thing I know for…
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Domantas Sabonis Triple Double 15 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (2/5/2020)
The clock is ticking down, Lithuanians: in just a week, there will be no more Domantas Sabonis highlight videos on my channel. No matter how many triple-doubles he amasses, no matter how many thirty-point games he collects, no matter how perfect and stylish his hair is (even during periods of intense physical activity), no matter…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 30 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2020)
Since I feel that it will be brought up in the comment section of this video, I will once offer up my personal philosophy surrounding the concept of a “game winner”. Given that most users of the internet struggle to extract meaning from text in paragraph format, I will reformat my philosophy as a list…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 25 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2020)
This game brought me vivid flashbacks to the few months immediately following Reggie Jackson’s trade to the Pistons from the Thunder. In those glorious months, Reggie Jackson’s chemistry with Andre Drummond was off the charts, and he averaged, like, almost ten APG per game. When I think about those fun times on a sad-sack directionless…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 30 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2020)
I just saw on the Twatter that the Suns are fielding calls on Kelly Oubre with less than a day to go before the trade deadline. I haven’t seen anybody say that a deal is imminent (other than perhaps the plebs on Twatter who don’t even have a blue checkmark), but it’s interesting that the…
Read MoreWesley Matthews 17 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2020)
The Bucks don’t especially need Wesley Matthews to be especially good. They’ve got a lot of talent arranged neatly on their roster, enough where any of their players (maybe even Giannis) could get in a month-long slump and they would just keep winning games. I say “month-long” because it feels like it’s been about a…
Read MoreZion Williamson 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/4/2020)
The decision to make this video or not was a true test of my commitment to highlightical integrity, and I have to say, I have failed… Zion Williamson only made five shots in this game. He was 5-of-19 from the field. Is that the worst shooting performance that I’ve ever turned into a highlight video…
Read MoreMalik Monk 19 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2020)
Malik Monk walked to his locker in the visitor’s locker room and was surprised to see a single, gift-wrapped present sitting on his chair. “Aw, you guys didn’t have to get me anything,” he said sheepishly, touched that his teammates had thought of him on his birthday. “Don’t look at me, I didn’t get you…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 20 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2020)
By some metrics, Miles Bridges has improved between his rookie season and this season. By some other metrics, Miles Bridges as regressed in that same period of time. I’ll leave the advanced analytics mathematical wizardry to the mathematical wizards with their notebooks full of equations and their egghead algorithms, but there’s one major metric where…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 16 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/4/2020)
Devonte’ Graham has cooled way off from his hot start to the season, where he was shooting the three-ball at an elite level, passing at a near-elite level, and honestly getting close to being talked about as maybe a fringe All-Star. That was good news for me, because he was having highlight-worthy performances basically every…
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