Sekou “The Fires of Mount Doum” Doumbouya had a spurt of good games at the beginning of this month, but for the past two weeks or so, his scoring has dropped off a cliff. There was even the threat from his coach of being sent back down to the G-League, which is basically the NBA…
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Thaddeus Young 21 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2020)
Remember when Thaddeus Young was a long-term fixture in Philly and presided over a dream-realm known as Cheesesteakia? Those were the good old days. Now, Young is a veteran journeyman being passed from team to team, playing well enough to stick around for a few years, but never really entering the plans of any team…
Read MoreBen McLemore 22 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2020)
All Americans, even the least patriotic or the least sports-aware, are aware that the Super Bowl is going on right now. For my non-American friends, the Super Bowl is the culmination of the American football season, and if you don’t know what American football is, you’re not missing much. It’s basically rugby but with more…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 17 Points/9 Blocks Full Highlights (2/2/2020)
It’s unfortunate that Brook Lopez’s three-point percentage has tanked to sub-30% this season. It’s like the one thing that’s going wrong for the Bucks this season (well, there’s also the fact that Wes Matthews is completely washed). As it stands, Lopez still has enough gravity at the three-point line to force players to defend him,…
Read MoreZion Williamson 21 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (2/2/2020)
The chemistry between Zion Williamson and Lonzo Ball (a tandem which I have, perhaps unwisely, dubbed “Lonzion”) is progressing nicely. These are two of the most hyped-up high-school prospects in recent memory, and they’re on the same team! The Pelicans just lost Anthony Davis, but they’re remaining relevant in the eyes of casual fans by…
Read MoreTerence Davis Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2020)
Terence Davis yawned, stretched out, and rolled over, but as he did so, he realized that he was lying on something that was considerably less comfortable than his bed at home. Wondering if he had somehow rolled off his bed and onto the floor without waking up, he opened his eyes, but when he saw…
Read MoreDTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (January 2020 Dunkilation)
We are over halfway through the NBA regular season now. More basketball has been played than there is basketball remaining to be played. To assuage the profound sadness you feel while internalizing this revelation, watch this dunkilation. It won’t quite mend your broken soul, but it will at least help you forget that it’s broken…
Read MoreCody Zeller 14 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
If you want, you can add these words to the video title, before the “14 points” but after the “Cody Zeller”: “Triple Double”. Zeller had the 14 points, he had the 12 rebounds, but those assists. 8 assists, combined with the aforementioned statisticals, does not normally qualify a performance for being a triple double. But…
Read MoreMaxi Kleber 18 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
Question: who even needs Puka Dumbbitch and Kristupids Coronavirus when you have one of the best assemblages of role-player talent in the entire league? Answer: not the Dallas Mavericks. Jalen Brunson can replace the production of Dumbbitch, no problem. Points, assists, it doesn’t matter. We saw it in this game. And Coronavirus? Maxi Kleber can…
Read MoreBrad Wanamaker 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
I have ignored Brad Wanamaker this whole season. Sometimes willfully (I’m not going to make a vid of him scoring 4 points unless someone gives me 25 bucks on Patreon and then requests it, and even then I’m not going to feel good about it at all), sometimes unwillfully (real-life commitments meant I ran out…
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