Meyers Leonard has played 48 games in a Heat uniform, but it still feels very wrong for him to be donning something other than a Portland one. Luckily, the colors are pretty close, so if I squint my eyes and pretend hard enough, I can imagine that he’s still with the Blazers, splashing threes as…
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Damion Lee 18 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
The Warriors are bad. Maybe they didn’t seem so bad this game, where they went on a huge Draymond Green-fueled run to crush the Cavaliers, but they’re bad. But in the NBA, bad teams are afforded a luxury that good teams are not: they can do whatever they want with their roster and no one…
Read MoreGlenn Robinson III 22 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
This is the 13th Glenn Robinson III video I have been forced to make this season. That’s not really that bad compared to some other players (it’s a good thing Devonte’ Graham started slumping otherwise I would’ve made 30 or so vids for him already), but it’s still way too many. I was fine for…
Read MoreJakob Poeltl 17 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
Jakob Poeltl, over the last few games, has seemingly realized a basketball truism that is, truthfully, innately present in over 99 percent of the population (and not just the basketball-playing portion of the population, I literally mean the entire population of earth): if you put the ball in the hole, your team gets two points….
Read MoreAvery Bradley 19 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
When I saw that Avery Bradley has sixteen points in the first quarter of this game, my response was not one of hypeitude. Instead, I grimaced and braced myself for a thirty-burger from Bradley that would bring considerable amounts of joy and cockiness to Lakers fans who don’t require significant amounts of either of those…
Read MoreKevin Porter 19 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
Sus hairstyle not withstanding, Kevin Porter has been looking good for the past few games. I say “looking good” in a general sense, because there are a few things that definitely don’t look good in the literal sense: -His hair. He can do whatever he wants with it, and, in general, crazy hairstyles at least…
Read MoreHarry Giles 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
I’m legitimately confused why Harry Giles’ minutes have been so inconsistent this season. There has to be a reason other than Luke Walton AKA Puke Faulton is a terrible coach. There just has to be. Kings fans: if you would be so kind, please tell me what the HECK is going on with Giles this…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 25 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
If you’ve clicked on this video, that means you at least have a passing interest in Miles Bridges, who is a small forward for the Charlotte Hornets. That’s great! Go ahead and watch this video, which depicts Bridges scoring 25 points on a variety of dunks (okay, ignore that pluralization), layups, jumpshots, and post moves….
Read MoreKevin Huerter 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
Kevin “Butthuerter” Huerter was sizzling at the beginning of this game. Sizzling to the point that I expected one of either Dominique Wilkins or Bob Rathbun to allege that Huerter was “red hot”. But it never happened. Is that too obvious a quip to say out loud during the broadcast? Or did they never think…
Read MoreDorian Finney-Smith Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
Dorian Finney-Smith performed admirably in the absences of Luka Doncic and Kristaps Porzingis, tying his career high in points with 22. Sure, the Hawks don’t play much defense, but Finney-Smith doesn’t play much offense, so it evens out. With this awe-inspiring performance, Finney-Smith has definitely proved that “DFS” is more than just an initialism for…
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