Not included in the title of the video because I wanted to keep it legible: “/1 Cramp”. That’s what happens when you play more minutes than you ever have in your entire career, I guess. You go up for one last rebound or shot attempt, and your leg says “ENOUGH OF THIS” and just starts…
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Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk Career High 21 Points/5 Assists/1 60-Footer Full Highlights (1/15/2020)
The full list of players who got a career-high in points tonight for the Pistons: Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk: 21 points Sekou Doumbouya: 24 points Tony Snell: 6 points* Thon Maker: 0 points* *career-high not verified but (safely) assumed With that many career nights from that many role-players, it’s no wonder that the Pistons came into Boston,…
Read MoreSekou Doumbouya Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2020)
I asked this before and I didn’t get an answer, so I’ll ask again: where the heck was Sekou Doumbouya for the first half of the season? I mean, I know where he was: he was in Dwane Casey’s doghouse, which isn’t just a metaphorical or allegorical doghouse, but a real human-sized doghouse that is…
Read MoreEric Gordon 23 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2020)
Eric Gordon takes his role on the Rockets very seriously. He knows that the goal of the Rockets’ system is to shoot as many three-pointers as possible, so what does he do? He goes out there and chucks threes. Even though he’s not shooting a great percentage this season (32%), he’s not going to let…
Read MoreJordan Poole 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2020)
In the three-point era, out of players who attempted at least 250 field goals, only three players had a worse effective field goal percentage than Jordan Poole has this season: Kendall Gill (2000-01 Nets) Speedy Claxon (2006-07 Hawks) Nikoloz Tsktzhkitvstilivili (2002-03 Nuggets) If you raise the FGA to 500 (a number that Poole seems likely…
Read MoreDwight Powell 21 Points/0 Missed Field Goals Full Highlights (1/14/2020)
With reverence, I recover the sacred stone tablet from underneath my bed. Fashioned from a slab of solid, indestructible rock, this tablet serves as a record of all those in the recent past who have made many field goals in an NBA game without missing one. As I hold it, I feel the significance of…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2020)
Boban Marjanovic attempted fourteen shots in this game. That’s the second-highest total of his career, well behind the eighteen that he attempted on April 7, 2017 while he was on the Pistons. Given that many shot attempts, this should have been a game for the ages. This should have been a game that was recorded…
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 14 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2020)
I don’t know how much longer Matthew Dellavedova can possibly hang on in the league, but if he’s going to continue his career anywhere, Cleveland is the place. They still love him there, right? Or does he remind them too much of all the good times they had with LeBron? Well, I know if I…
Read MoreDillon Brooks 24 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2020)
I will listen to no more slander of Dillon Brooks. You can continue slandering him all you want, I can’t stop you since this is America and we have a thing called “free speech” (sorry Canadians you may not understand), but I am done paying attention. I will be over here enjoying his pure bucket-getting…
Read MoreJa Morant 26 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2020)
Full title of this video: “Ja Morant 26 Points/8 Assists/1 Former MVP Emasculated Full Highlights (1/14/2020)”. In defiance of the full title of this video, the boxscore indicates that James Harden outscored Ja Morant this game. And it’s true: 41 is more than 26 if you follow all applicable laws of mathematics. But meaninglessly outscoring…
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