Alex Len dominating = big Hawks lead. Alex Len not dominating = Hawks lose again. The clear and obvious solution to this problem is to set things up so that Alex Len is always dominating. However, that’s a clear and obvious solution only until you try to do anything other than say it, because Len…
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Brook Lopez 14 Points/7 Blocks Full Highlights (12/21/2019)
Brook Lopez has been disappointing from the threezone this season. His sub-30% shooting from deep has turned him into an inefficient overall scorer. When defenses stop bothering to contest his three-point attempts, his benefit on that side of the ball will be all but negated until he goes back to his bread and butter, which…
Read MoreKyle Korver 17 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)
Think about the 38-year-olds you know in your life, or just all the people you know who are in that late-thirties range. Depending your own age group, you might not know a lot of people in that age range except as teachers or parents. Anyway, picture those people in your mind. Now picture them playing…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 29 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)
Terry “Tank Commander” Rozier was signed to command the tank for the Hornets. That’s why his nickname is “Tank Commander”. If his designated duty were not to command the Hornets’ tank all the way to the top of the lottery odds, then his nickname would be something else. Maybe a nickname that involves rhyming “Terry”…
Read MoreGarrett Temple 25 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)
Garrett Temple should drag his rear end over to the nearest place that sells greeting cards/birthday cards/other types of cards, go to the “thank you” card section, pick a thank you card that’s somehow sports-related, take the card home, and write a thank you note in it. If he happens to read this video description,…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 20 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2019)
OFFICIAL DTB ANNOUNCEMENT: I am OFFICIALLY keeping Bam Adebayo on my channel. For now. But I’m watching his stats very closely. In the month of December, he’s putting up 19/11/5 on 56% shooting, and that shooting percentage is actually LOWER than his percentages for October and November. The way he’s playing right now is, simply…
Read MoreDerrick Jones 14 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/20/2019)
Derrick Jones Jr. already has 25 dunks this season. In just fifteen games! He’s dunking at a much higher rate than last season (62 dunks in 60 games), which can mean only one thing: This year’s DJJ dunkilation is going to be the sickest thing ever. Normally I don’t sit around wishing for the regular…
Read MoreJustin James 14 Points/1 Buzzer-Beater Full Highlights (12/20/2019)
This Justin James highlight package might contain the highest levels of balls-to-the-wall, end-to-end excitement ever displayed in a 14-point performance. It’s got it all, my friends: -Three-Pointers -Buzzer-beating three-pointers -Putback dunks -And-ones (sadly without the “one”, but still awesome) James collected some other miscellaneous stats (assists, blocks, what have you) that aren’t shown in this…
Read MoreT.J. McConnell 15 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/20/2019)
Maybe I’ve got some biases that are showing through right now, but T.J. McConnell does not seem like the type of player who would be shooting 53% from the field. Being low-volume and taking only good shots only gets you so far in the NBA. You don’t instantly become a 50% shooter by being careful…
Read MoreJaren Jackson 24 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2019)
Normally, when a player’s jumpshooting form is severely borked, I would advocate for them to break it down and rebuild it. In practice, relearning how to shoot a jumper is very difficult (hence the low success rate of jumpshot reformers), but I would still advocate for it. Somebody like Michael Kidd-Gilchrist, for example, who has…
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