“Dear Diary, Although I have taken many steps to ensure that the cursed white sand known colloquially as “snow” does not ever make contact with my bare skin, I must always be vigilant. Satan’s precipitation can be hurled from the clouds with very little warning. In fact, a blizzard is preferable to a brief burst…
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Serge Ibaka 23 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/20/2019)
Remember when I wrote these profound, accurate, and intelligent words in the description of a video uploaded just two days ago? “Despite the Raptors’ success with the pick and roll, I feel like Ibaka’s ability to be a midrange assassin is not being used properly right now.” Yeah. It’s obvious that somebody in the Raptors…
Read MoreOG Anunoby 18 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2019)
I’m kind of a squeamish person overall. Seeing blood either in person or on TV gives me the heeby-jeebies. Any talk about needles or shots gets me light-headed. I can’t get my blood drawn without passing out. The Kevin Ware leg break video made me not go on the internet for three whole weeks. So…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/20/2019)
If you’ve been following my channel for a while, you know that sometimes I have this little problem where I allow my BHL (Blood Hype Level) to get too high when a player is doing unexpectedly well. Then my BHL crashes and I suffer some type of medical emergency. This pattern repeats itself over and…
Read MoreDamion Lee 20 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2019)
The Golden State Warriors won this game to get their sixth win, contrasting with their 24 losses. The Pelicans, who were the losing team in the contest, have just one more win than the Warriors. How is that even possible? The Pelicans are practically bursting with legitimate NBA talent. They have J.J. Redick, Jrue Holiday,…
Read MoreThon Maker 15 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2019)
Remember when Kevin Garnett stated (with seeming confidence) that Thon Maker would be an MVP one day? Why the heck would he say something like that? I know that being an all-time great doesn’t automatically give your basketball-related opinions any credence (see Magic Johnson), but it should at least give you enough awareness that you…
Read MoreMitchell Robinson 18 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (12/20/2019)
The similarities between this performance by Mitchell Robinson and the performance of Duncan Robinson in the same game are… similar. Both players had 18 points. Both players had 6 of their main type of bucket (dunks for Mitchell, threes for Duncan). Both players are named Robinson. If you combined the two, you’d end up with…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/20/2019)
There are a lot of efficiency stats to choose from. I don’t know why there has to be so many, it seems like everyone could agree that one of them is the best and then just use that one and forget about the rest. But the current situation is better for Duncan Robinson, because it…
Read MoreBobby Portis 30 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2019)
Bobby Portis really statpadded at the end of this game to get a thirty-burger. It’s not really his fault that his coach decided to play him during trash time, but I’m just saying. He took the opportunity playing against the Heat’s bench unit to get buckets (23 points worth of buckets) without pressure. He did…
Read MoreIsh Smith 26 Points/0 Missed Field Goals Full Highlights (12/20/2019)
Ish Smith’s perfect 9-of-9 shooting performance, untainted by the stain of even a single missed field goal, is one of the best perfect shooting performances of this season so far. Only Dwight Howard with his 10-of-10 game a few days ago, has done better. Clint Capela, Dwight Powell, and Tony Snell (HELL YEAH TONY) have…
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