Duncan Robinson blearily opened his eyes to find himself in a wholly unexpected place. The bright light surrounding him dazzled his freshly-opened eyes, and he had to shield them with his palm just to be able to see anything. Somehow, he had ended up in some kind of large hall constructed of marble whose walls…
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Devonte’ Graham 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/10/2019)
Tonight was a battle of two of the very best three-point shooters that the whole NBA (and thus, the whole world) has to offer: …Devonte’ Graham… …and… Davis Bertans… ! Now, I have been told multiple times by multiple sources that the NBA is in the midst of three-point shooting revolution. Everyone is shooting threes…
Read MoreDavis Bertans Career High 32 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (12/10/2019)
Davis Bertans knocked on the door of the office with false diffidence, then opened the door just enough to peek his head in. “May I come in?” he asked. Michael Jordan had been turned away from his desk, reclined in his office chair and looking out the window, but he resumed an upright sitting position…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 17 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2019)
While all the scrubs around him are taking full advantage of the fact that the Warriors’ lineup is scrubtastic enough to allow them to take hella shots whenever they want, Willie Cauley-Stein’s usage has actually gone down from his Sacramento days. This short stop in Golden State is his one chance to shoulder more of…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 17 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2019)
Someone get Doug McDermott a featured role on a team, quickly. Time is running out, he’s already 27, almost 28 (how is that possible???), his prime years are passing by before our eyes without him being a number one (or even number two) option on a team. It doesn’t need to be a good team,…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 23 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2019)
I had this penciled in as at least a 40-point win for the Bucks. AT LEAST. I was all set to enjoy a nice stress-free game of primo Bucks basketball, I had a comfy seat, I had my food, I had my drinks, I had my little kitty Japurri Purrker looking up at me and…
Read MoreGrayson Allen 15 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/9/2019)
Grayson Allen needs to look to J.J. Redick for inspiration on advancing his career. Redick is a great player now, and has been for quite a while now, but he really kinda sucked for his first few years. So much so that Allen might actually be outpacing Redick at the same point in their career’s….
Read MoreJa Morant 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/9/2019)
Ja Morant with another “Ja-dropping” performance. He keeps having games like this, where he puts up a lot of stats (which is cool but anyone can do that) but also has a large amount of genuinely impressive plays (which is cooler and isn’t something everyone can do). Other rookies may have single games like this,…
Read MoreDario Saric 20 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2019)
REVENGE GAME ALERT! REVENGE GAME ALERT! DARIOS SARIC JUST HAD A REVENGE GAME AGAINST THE TIMBERWOLVES! I didn’t realize the revenginess of this performance by Dario Saric initially. I don’t know why it is, but Saric’s time in Minnesota was not notable at all for me. I barely remember anything that happened during it. I…
Read MoreNemanja Bjelica 17 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (12/9/2019)
One game after humiliating and emasculating “superstar” Luka Doncic with 30 points and a game-sealing poster dunk right on top of him (okay, the dunk was unguarded and kinda wimpy, but I’m imagining him postering Doncic and it’s a really awesome mental image and I want you all to join me), Nemanja Bjelica has done…
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