That barbershop they said they were gonna have in the NBA bubble must have opened up, because I’m looking at the thumbnail for the Jordan Clarkson vid I made a few games ago, and at the thumbnail for the Jordan Clarkson vid I just uploaded, and I’m noticing a severe lack of hair. What happened…
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Miye Oni 14 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)
I spent much of the COVID-19-induced NBA hiatus mourning the loss of the scrubtastic last few games of the regular season. That time around mid-April where teams take all their worst players, insert them into the starting lineup, and see what happens. It’s the best time of the year for DTB. Almost Christmas-like (I thought…
Read MoreJakob Poeltl 19 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)
I thought for sure, for absolute sure, that 19 points would be Jakob Poeltl’s career high. Because I know how much I know about the NBA (a lot), and I knew that I would remember something as momentous as Poeltl scoring 20 or more. I was getting all ready to rag on the commentators for…
Read MoreDerrick White 24 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)
It may seem hard to believe, but I’m looking at the stats right now, and I’m thinking that Derrick White is a top-25 Bubble player right now. You know, the guy who was a midget with no college prospects before magically turning into an NBA player? Now he’s magically turned from an NBA player into…
Read MoreP.J. Dozier 13 Points Full Highlights (8/6/2020)
Do you think P.J. Dozier just sits there in his hotel room and looks at his stats on basketball-reference and giddily think to himself, “I’m gonna get so paid next season.”? Because that’s what I’m doing, minus the hotel room. I’m looking at P.J. Dozier’s stats on basketball-reference and thinking to myself, “Dozier is gonna…
Read MoreTalen Horton-Tucker 10 Points/4 Steals Full Highlights (8/6/2020)
Behold: buckets one through four of Talen Horton-Tucker’s presumably illustrious career. You are seeing it all, right now. A full-on bucketilation. Will it stay that way? There is a good chance that it will. We could be looking at 100 percent of his season bucket output contained in one single game. Which means that you…
Read MoreBen McLemore 20 Points Full Highlights (8/6/2020)
Check out the last bucket of this video, at around the one-minute mark. Isn’t that the saddest thing ever? The bucket, the commentary, the whole overarching situation, everything. Just sad. I thought I wanted the NBA to return, but after seeing that, I’m not so sure. Maybe we can just go back to it being…
Read MoreIvica Zubac 21 Points/0 Missed Field Goals Full Highlights (8/6/2020)
Check out the statlines from the so-called “stars” on the Clippers roster: KaWHINE LeoNERD: 29/6/5 on an ultra inefficient 10-of-23 from the field, I guess he needs some more load management Paulina Georgette: 24/7/6 on an ultra inefficient 10-of-21 from the field, total brickfest from start to finish Lou iLLiams: 6/2/3 on an ultra super…
Read MoreTyler Herro 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/6/2020)
As an unpigmented male born and raised in Wisconsin, I have a certain affinity for other unpigmented males born and raised in Wisconsin, especially when those males are NBA players. That’s why I am unreasonably attached to NBA players Tyler Herro and Matt Thomas. Matt Thomas had taken first place in my heart after a…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 21 Points Full Highlights (8/6/2020)
I wonder if anything went down between Duncan Robinson and Kyle Korver either before, after, or during this game. And went I say “went down”, I don’t mean like a fight (although a fight would be guiltily hilarious), I just mean any kind of interaction between them outside of normal in-game interactions. I don’t know…
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