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Dillon Brooks 22 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

This is not really a notable highlight video. Dillon Brooks goes out there and hits some swaggy shots (ten of them to be exact) and then the video ends. That’s it. Just another middling DownToBuck highlight video to throw into the pile of unwatched and forgotten videos. But if you listen deeper, there is something…

Tyler Johnson 14 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

Tyler Johnson has not been very good lately. That’s about as charitable a sentence as I can come up with to describe his quality both in the bubble and in the games preceding the bubble when he was still on the Suns. The Nets only acquired him because they needed bodies to fill out their…

Troy Brown Jr. 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

I’m salty right now because this video was made under FALSE PRETENSES. I thought that Troy Brown Jr. had five assists in this game, and in fact the box-score still says at this moment that he has five assists, but he really only had four. The first TBJ assist depicted in this video is clearly…

Thomas Bryant 22 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

Is Thomas Bryant unironically the Bubble MVP right now? Peep these statlines: 10 points, 7 rebounds 30 points, 13 rebounds 20 points, 11 rebounds 19 points, 10 rebounds 22 points, 8 rebounds In those games, he is 10/25 (40%) from three and 42/79 (53%) from the field. He also may have played defense on one…

Rui Hachimura 23 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

I’m not an anime watcher, but my impression is that most animes take place in high schools or high-school-like atmospheres. I also seem to remember that there’s an anime which features a basketball team featuring members who have various superhuman abilities (probably also in a high school setting). While I might not be an expert…

Tony Bradley 15 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

Here’s a list of fanbases that I would somehow like to antagonize in this video description: -Los Angeles Lakers fans -Houston Rockets fans -Boston Celtics fans The problem is, I can’t figure out how to antagonize any of those groups while still maintaining a connection to Tony Bradley somehow. This is, after all, a Tony…

Chris Chiozza 14 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

Okay. I gotta say something here. Something straight from the heart. And if you don’t like it, go ahead and revoke your Patreon donation (you are donating to my Patreon, aren’t you?): This “Cheese” nickname for Chris Chiozza needs to stop. Right now. As one of the world’s foremost experts on NBA player nicknames, both…

Jarrett Allen 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

I always thought that, if Jarrett Allen was ever going to get a triple-double in his career, it was going to be via points, rebounds, and blocked shots. Most players, when considering their threat to notch a trippy-dubby, are going to get one the conventional way with points, rebounds, and assists. But Allen is such…

Joe Harris 21 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

Here’s a fun factoid for the factoid-fueled sickos out there: Joe Harris has made at least two shots in all 67 of his appearances so far this season. If you pervs are looking for more factoids, sorry, that’s the only one you’re gonna get. Go get your rocks off elsewhere. This is a family-friendly channel….

Bogdan Bogdanovic 27 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

Bogdan Bogdanovic is clearly frustrated at his own inability to force the Kings to acquire a third Serbian for their team, thus forming the dreaded and unstoppable Serbian Superteam in Sacramento (SSS). No matter how many Serbians he approaches with visions of championship rings and promises of a free-flowing Serb-based offense, he just can’t convince…