Anyone else miss Stephen Curry’s midrange game? It’s rad as heck to see him bomb threes the way he does, but damn. Where did it go? There was a reason everyone loved MJ so much. It was because he had mastered the art of splashing midrange jumpers in everyone’s faces. Fear not, midrange fans! Even…
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Joe Ingles 15 Points/6 Steals Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
Is there any player in the NBA who looks less like an NBA player than Joe Ingles? There probably are a few who are just as hangdog and flabby, but it really struck me while making this vid that Jinglin’ Joe looks like that barely-mobile fat dude at the Y, at least compared to the…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 26 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
Before you watch this video, turn this question over in your mind: Would you partake of a highlight vid depicting Jon Leuer scoring 12 points? If the answer is yes, then, by all means, continue forward and watch these highlights. I hope you enjoy them. But if the answer is no, then navigate your browser…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 18 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
If I was a Miami Heat fan, I’d be so done with Justise Winslow after seeing Josh Richardson being able to score buckets. Keep in mind that I don’t care about defense at all, not even a little bit; I just want to see buckets. Richardson is better at that aspect of the game than…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 21 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
Wow. This performance really came out of left field. From way, WAY out there. Leftest field. Because I thought Tim Hardaway Jr. was dead. Not, you know, metaphorically dead or figuratively dead. Like, dead for real. Not alive anymore. Am I the only one who remembers all the sad articles written about him dying? I…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 25 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
It’s a good thing that Doug McDermott scored 25 points, because my March Madness bracket is already FRICKIN SCREWED. DAMMIT. I was really counting on mine being the perfect one this year. I need that money bad. Real bad. I looked up “evict” in the dictionary, because my landlord kept saying it to me. It’s…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 29 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
OFFICIAL 2015 NBA BEST DIRK-STYLE FADEAWAY SHOOTERS POWER RANKINGS 1. Ryan Anderson 2. Dirk Nowitzki ……. 467. Kendrick Perkins
Read MoreBriante Weber 12 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
12 points and 4 assists is just not going to cut it anymore for Briante Weber. Sure, those may look like good numbers for a D-League callup, but do not be fooled. There’s some guy who is now on the Pelicans, I don’t know, another D-Leaguer, maybe you’ve heard of him? Tim Frazier? He put…
Read MoreRyan Hollins 12 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
There are two questions to be asked when it comes to Ryan Hollins: Question 1: Why is a 7-foot athletic specimen so bad at basketball? Question 2: Why, if he is so bad at basketball, has he managed to carve out a decade-long career in the NBA? The answers to these questions are unknowable. You’d…
Read MoreJames Anderson 17 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
The Kings are not very good this year. There is a lot of blame to go around, but since this is a James Anderson vid, you know who I’m going to blame: DeMarcus Cousins! And also George Karl! Plus James Anderson! He’s maybe not as big of an offender as those other two jerkoffs, but…
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