K.J. McDaniels All 42 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation)

To start off this description, I’m going to outlay a series of facts that cannot be disputed or disagreed with: -K.J. McDaniels is a good dunker -K.J. McDaniels dunked quite often while on the 76ers -Pizza is the second most versatile food in the world, after sandwiches and ahead of salads -After being traded to…

Read More

Khris Middleton 21 Points Full Highlights (4/27/2015)

We all know that Khris Middleton is going to get paid a lot of Khash this offseason. His skillset is invaluable to most contending teams. The only question is, how much Khash will he end up receiving? It only takes one team to overvalue him and dash the hopes of all others. Let’s figure it…

Read More

Meyers Leonard 13 Points Full Highlights (4/27/2015)

Was anyone else getting really excited for Meyers Leonard after the second quarter of last night’s game against Memphis? I was. The playoffs are where heroes are born and legends are written by hooded scribes. I had visions of him being the savior that saved basketball in Portland. Down 3-0, backs against the wall, he…

Read More

Courtney Lee 19 Points Full Highlights (4/27/2015)

At the time of this writing, Courtney Lee is one of the best players in the playoffs in terms of win-shares. By this measure, Only Jimmy Butler, Stephen Curry, Marcin Gortat, and Kawhi Leonard are more valuable to their team’s success. This begs the question: why doesn’t anybody care about Courtney Lee? I’m fully aware…

Read More

Josh Smith 23 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (4/26/2015)

If there was any justice in this wretched world (there isn’t), Josh Smith would have airballed all of the threes that he took in this game. That would have been fair because he should get punished for taking them in the playoffs when the games actually matter. And he should get punished doubly because it…

Read More

Jared Sullinger 21 Points Full Highlights (4/26/2015)

Thus a strange season for the Boston Celtics ends. Above expectations? I didn’t think they would make the playoffs, honestly I thought this was a tanking year for them. They didn’t get the “lose tons of games while not trying” thing down, but they did pull off the “cycle through endless amounts of players” part…

Read More

C.J. McCollum 26 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2015)

At the end of the regular season I had a special message for Terry Stotts RE: C.J. Mccollum: “If C.J. doesn’t get thirty minutes per game in the playoffs, you’re fired.” I also had another warning for the coach of the Blazers: “[Your] ass is grass if C.J. doesn’t average eighteen PPG in the playoffs….

Read More

Eric Gordon 29 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2015)

I kept telling people all season that the Pelicans were an under-the-radar candidate for the Western Conference Finals. There was a small glimmer of hope that they would fulfill the prophecy I had assigned to them, but, sadly, it was not to be. So now I kind of look like an idiot just because I…

Read More

Nicolas Batum 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/25/2015)

“What are we goings to do?” Victor Claver yelled as he ran. “Shut up and keep running!” shouted Nic Batum as he ran alongside his teammate. Why had he been so stupid as to microwave a basketball? Such a juvenile stunt could never have a positive outcome, and now, here they were, being chased by…

Read More