“How about Christina?” asked Anthony Morrow, pointing at the well-appointed cheerleader standing at the sideline. “No, I don’t like Christina,” answered Enes Kanter, who was staring at the towel in his lap. “You didn’t even look!” exclaimed Anthony. “She’s a ten out of ten in anybody’s book, and I’m sure she’s way hotter than Jessandra…
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Jeff Green 23 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/21/2015)
Somebody in a comment on one of my videos once accused me of purposefully ignoring Jeff Green ever since he came to the Grizzlies. I think he must have thought I was a Celtics fan or something. I know I shouldn’t even read those stupid things, but once in a while there’s an opportunity to…
Read MoreRodney Hood 19 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2015)
My music video for “Reppin’ the Hood feat. Rodney Hood” is coming along pretty well. Those bigtime label execs flew me and Rodney down to his hometown of Meridian, Mississippi so we could shoot the video. I actually brought my mom’s old camcorder and told the camera guy to use that so it would look…
Read MoreLeandro Barbosa 19 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2015)
In remembrance I reflect upon what has passed, the waves of time crashing ceaselessly into my fragile body: Shawn Marion – Shamelessly ringchasing Raja Bell – Long expired Amar’e Stoudemire – Knees are man’s most precious commodity Leandro Barbosa – Composing his swansong Boris Diaw – Surveying his fallen comrades James Jones – Shamelessly ringchasing…
Read MoreCaron Butler 20 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2015)
Just in case you were wondering: yes, I am still disappointed in how Caron Butler played while he was in Milwaukee, and yes, I wish him and whatever unfortunate team makes the mistake of signing him ill for as long as I continue to draw breath. C-Butt could save a bus full of burning children…
Read MoreDonatas Motiejunas 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/21/2015)
We should take a moment and be thankful for the confluence of events that has led to Donatas Motiejunas getting the amounts of minutes he has this year. If this were a normal, non-injury-riddled year for the Rockets, D-Mo would be languishing behind Dwight Howard, getting only relief minutes. T-Jones would be taking most of…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 21 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2015)
Hello YouTube users! You may be confused as to why YouTube directed you to this video when it doesn’t really pertain to your search term, which was “breasts”. I admit, it was a clever bit of trickery on my end. I tagged this video with “Breasts (anatomical structure)” as well as just plain old “breasts”,…
Read MoreZaza Pachulia 22 Points/18 Offensive Rebounds Full Highlights (3/20/2015)
The one thing you can take away from Zaza Pachulia’s insane rebounding night is this: Brook Lopez just really, really sucks at rebounding. That’s all there is to it, really. Zaza can no longer jump or run, but he understands how to get rebounds, and his savvy positioning allowed him to retrieve rebounds that were,…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/20/2015)
By missing two threes in the same possession to tie the game in the third overtime, Khris “Khash Money” Middleton probably cost himself a million or so per year on his next contract. Having such huge amounts of clutchness on your resume is like a one-way ticket to getting paid. While he was clutch for…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 23 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2015)
Giannis felt himself lying on grass. There had been no grass on that other world. That could only mean… He was back home. “Giannis? Giannis?” called Ersan Ilyasova’s distinctive voice. “Giannis!?!? Where you are?” “Where did he go? Should we call the police?” came Jabari Parker’s voice from around the corner of the arena. “I…
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