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Dennis Schröder Career High 24 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2015)

Dënniß ßchrööder is having a really nice stretch of games for the Hawks. Almost… too good? I was really suspicious of that different-colored spot of hair that he has on his head, so I did a little more research into the matter, and what I found out may surprise you. Keep in mind, this is…

Zach LaVine 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2015)

I’m sorry that the assists in this video suck so bad. How was I supposed to know, going into the highlight-making process, that none of his assists would be any good? I could make some of these passes, jesus. The “18 points” part of this vid is okay, though he only really picks up the…

Will Barton Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2015)

“I fully expect Will Barton to become the Nuggets’ main scoring threat to end the season, averaging between 15 and 20 a game.” -DownToBuck, February the 25th, the year of our lord 2015 Just call me Nostrabuckus. Will Barton is actually only averaging 14 a game since I wrote those illuminating words, but still, close…

Giannis Antetokounmpo 19 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2015)

I’m going to be honest with everybody. After all, honesty is what I’m all about. I don’t feel like writing the next part of “Bradley Center Bratwurst Barbarity” right now. I know where the story goes next, but it takes a lot of time to write those things, and I have other stuff I want…

Thaddeus Young 21 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2015)

Thaddeus Young, clothed in plain black sweatpants and a grey hoodie with the hood up, glanced around anxiously. This was the seediest part of Brooklyn, and if some thug recognized him for who he truly was, he would get mugged in an instant. The dealer was already late. Every second he spent out here was…

Nerlens Noel 17 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2015)

OFFICIAL NBA FLATTOPS POWER RANKINGS 1. Iman Shumpert 2. Nerlens Noel 3. Norris Cole [POWER GAP] 480. Furkan Aldemir

George Hill 30 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/14/2015)

George Hill suffers from the dreaded “Wilson Chandler-itis”: the life-threatening condition of having no fans at all, no, not even one. The prognosis is not good: unless he gains a few people who would be interested in his autograph, or who consider him a favored basketball player, he will retire in total anonymity, his name…

Joel Anthony 10 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2015)

There is a good reason for why I have never done Joel Anthony highlights up until this point: he had only scored in double figures seven times before tonight. His career high in points? 13. 10 points for him is like Kobe scoring 60, and you’d definitely watch highlights of that, so here we are….

Chandler Parsons 22 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2015)

Chandler Parsons looked at the iPhone in his hand. The number had been entered, ready to be dialed. It was just the matter of pressing the button. A button that would rip open old wounds. He took a deep breath. It had to be done. Before he could reverse course, he jabbed his finger at…