I’m sorry that the assists in this video suck so bad. How was I supposed to know, going into the highlight-making process, that none of his assists would be any good? I could make some of these passes, jesus.
The “18 points” part of this vid is okay, though he only really picks up the scoring with one minute to go in the game, where he hits 3 triples. “Garbage Time” doesn’t seem strong enough in this case. Maybe “Radioactive Biowaste Time”? I like it. Catchy.
Zach LaVine scored 18 points in a loss to the San Antonio Spurs, with half of his total coming in Radioactive Biowaste Time.