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Robert Covington 21 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

Robert Covington is currently suffering from “Gerald Henderson Syndrome”. I have no idea if he’s actually good or not, because the team he plays on is so putrid. We can only find out his true skill level once the 76ers get better or he goes to a different team. I know he was on a…

Rodney Hood 15 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

The obvious question that I have about Rodney Hood is, did he actually grow up in the hood? I exerted my google-fu to its maximum limits and found out a few things: Hood is from Meridian, Mississippi. Prior to my looking it up, all I know about Meridian was that it was an okay-sized city…

Shabazz Muhammad 20 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

Just last game, Shabazz “Bozzy” Muhammad took a significant step forward in his development as an NBA player. It happened right before my eyes, and it astounded me. I don’t doubt that Man Tears were shed in the Target Center as it occurred. Shabazz made a contested, long two-pointer. This is the first phase of…

Tayshaun Prince 20 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

Tayshaun Prince scrolled through his contact list until he came upon the entry he wanted: “The Unholy One Himself, 666-6666”. Hitting the green “dial” button, he listened to the phone ring, wondering how he would phrase his request. Before he could ponder too long, the call was answered. “Keep this short, Khraakklor,” said Satan, referring…

Manu Ginobili 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

Alright everybody, it’s time, once and for all, to settle the greatest debate in the modern NBA. Is Manu Ginobili a Euro? This is a multifaceted question, with many angles to consider before we can make a final judgement. Supposedly he was born in Argentina, which is the same as Mexico. This means that he…

Amir Johnson 27 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

How is this even allowed? I like Amir Johnson. He’s a good player, plays with good energy, whatever whatever blah blah blah. But there is no reason why he should be allowed to wear #15 with the Raptors. That’s Vince’s number, and it always will be. When I saw Amir in those retro Purple dinosaur…

Zach LaVine 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

Don’t even try to tell me that Zach LaVine is not a white person. Do not even try. Look at the thumbnail. That thumbnail does not depict a black person. I know race is an artificial construct designed to divide when we should be concentrating on uniting, but damn. He’s white. The second he lays…

Tyler Zeller Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

As the Piedmont family was being shown into the chamber, the younger boy, Jackson, started to protest, his 7’1″ frame struggling mightily against the policeBots assigned to escort them. “No, no, I’m not going! I have constitutional rights that protect me from cruel and unusual punishment!” He shouted. His mother, Michelle, looked at him resignedly….

Kevin Seraphin 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

Kevin Seraphin has continued his career trend of sitting on the bench so far this year, a sad sight for fans of French basketball players. I don’t know if he’s the same player that he has been in the past; He never seems to play when I watch the Wizards. I think we can assume…

Quincy Acy Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2014)

Add Quincy “Assy” Acy to the list of players who have added a jumper in the offseason. I will never forget how hard he showed out in one of his Summer League games with the Kings, hitting a bunch of jumpers including some threes as the rest of his teammates sucked Acy. You can also…