Marreese “Speighetti” Speights is the second coming of Dirk. All you have to do is watch this video to witness him swish jumper after jumper. He is a scoring machine, yet he can’t even get 20 MPG with the Cavaliers, and he’s backing up Tyler Zeller. What’s up with that? It must be his defense….
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Avery Bradley 19 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2013)
According to Celtics fans, Avery Bradley is one of the best perimeter defenders in the league. He might be. I don’t watch enough Celtics games to really know. I do remember that when he was out and the Celtics weren’t doing do good, that every loss was written off as “Well we don’t have Avery…
Read MoreVictor Claver Career High 12 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2013)
How good is Victor Claver? Let’s put it this way: he barely get any minutes coming off the bench for a team who is commonly regarded as having the worst bench in the league. Yeah. Not too good. You might ask, “What good is a floor-spacing big who can’t shoot from long range, doesn’t rebound,…
Read MoreOmer Asik Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2013)
April Fools! I got you good didn’t I? Asik actually only had 4 points on 2 of 10 shooting, with 6 fouls in 20 minutes. I can’t believe how gullible you are! April Fools again! He actually did score 22, and he grabbed 18 rebounds to boot. He even hit a couple of long jumpers,…
Read MoreRodney Stuckey 25 Points Full Highlights (3/31/2013)
Rodney Stuckey is not an April Fool’s Day fan. A chronological list of all the biggest fools perpetrated upon him: Age 5: Cereal bowl glued to table Age 6: Told by his parents that he is adopted Age 8: His crush Cindy asks to talk with him behind the school’s tool shed, then hands him…
Read MoreJeff Green 27 Points Full Highlights (3/31/2013)
Jeff Green has been playing a lot better since Rajon Rondo got injured. Just sayin’.
Read MoreBradley Beal 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/31/2013)
“Hey Brad!” “Yeah?” “Great game, tonight. You shot the hell out of the ball!” “Hey, thanks a bunch, Cartier.” “You got the attention of the people in the stands tonight, that’s for sure. You even, uh, got the attention of someone special tonight, did you notice?” “Oh, you mean Denise? No I didn’t notice. I’m…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 27 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/30/2013)
Brook Lopez is the best center in the league right now. Ignore the fact that he doesn’t play defense or rebound. It’s not called defenseball or reboundball. It’s called basketball because the point of the game is to put the ball in the basket. Scoring is the most important and only facet of the game…
Read MoreMeyers Leonard Career High 22 Points/1 Three Pointer Full Highlights (3/30/2013)
Meyers Leonard is the only good bench player on the Trailblazers. But with Aldridge out, he gets to start, leaving the Blazers with exactly one bench player that you would want to play, that being Eric Maynor. Apparently they should start Leonard more often, as he picked up his first career dub-dub while also scoring…
Read MoreNate Robinson 25 Points/7 Threes/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2013)
Basketball is too height-based, with tall scrubs getting a pass because of their “physical tools” while short scrubs wash out of the league. So I’m going to form a basketball league where the maximum height is 6’2”. That way Nate Robinson could play his natural position (shooting guard) without being at a half-foot height disadvantage,…
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