Basketball is too height-based, with tall scrubs getting a pass because of their “physical tools” while short scrubs wash out of the league. So I’m going to form a basketball league where the maximum height is 6’2”. That way Nate Robinson could play his natural position (shooting guard) without being at a half-foot height disadvantage, and Brandon Jennings can play power forward. I’ve already talked with these guys and they’re totally down with it (one could say they’re down to buck)! If there are any investors out there with huge piles of unused money, send them my way and we can get the ball rolling on this. I promise I won’t run away with it and squander it all on hookers and blow like I did last time. Really!