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Mickael Gelabale 15 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2013)

I wish someone would send me a copies of the NBA Pronunciation guides. I fear I’m pronouncing a name like Saer Sene wrong when I’m telling people how big of a bust he was. Anyway, it would help if the Wizards commentators read that thing, because they cycle through many different pronunciations before settling on…

Nikola Vucevic 19 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2013)

“Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent’s fate.” – Sun Tzu Tonight’s homework assignment: Figure out what the heck that quote has to do with Nikola Vucevic. I want a 1 page, single-spaced essay to…

Jared Dudley 23 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2013)

Jared Dudley is a 100% total bust. He has been nothing but trash for every team he’s played for and I have to think that the only reason he keeps getting gigs is pity. He also rocked the worse cornrows I’ve ever seen in the NBA. What a worthless scrub. Just kidding (except the cornrows…

Darrell Arthur 20 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2013)

I think Grizzlies fans may overrate Darrell Arthur a bit. When he got injured and missed the whole of last year, many of them claimed that their relative lack of success in the playoffs was because of his absence. “Just wait.” they said. “Next year when Darrell Arthur comes back we are going to make…

Tiago Splitter Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2013)

Did you hear about the new live-action Beavis and Butt-Head movie they’re making. I heard from an inside source that the actor for Butt-Head is none other than San Antonio Spurs superstar Tiago Splitter! They couldn’t have picked a better person for the role. This second career doesn’t seem to have affected him much, as…

Chris Johnson 12 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/23/2013)

Chris Johnson. Unless you are an NBA junkie or Timberwolves fan, you probably don’t know who this is. With a name like Chris Johnson you are pretty much doomed to obscurity. And not only that, but he shares his name with ANOTHER totally scrubby player who just got signed by the Grizz. So if you’re…

J.J. Redick 26 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2012)

“Mrs. Redick, we’re calling about your son Jonathan. He was caught skipping class today.” “Don’t worry Mr. Osterman, I’ll give him a lecture when he gets home. A fourth-grader should know better than to ignore his education.” “It’s not that, Mrs. Redick. He failed to go to his third-period English class because he was still…

Ersan Ilyasova 27 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/22/2013)

I try to do repeats as temporally separate as possible. Sometimes it doesn’t work out. Like when Ersan Ilyasova has two huge games in a row. 27 and 14 followed up by an even better 27 and 16. By the time the end of the season rolls around I’m gonna be doing “Ersan Ilyasova 27…

Kyrie Irving 40 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2013)

Pop Quiz time: Which of the following is true? A.) Kyrie Irving is a total beast B.) Kyrie Irving is a surefire all-star this year C.) A team with Lebron and Kyrie would infinty-peat until the universe dies, and then keep doing it anyway because they are so unstoppable D.) All of the above If…

Kirk Hinrich 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/21/2013)

Kirk Hinrich is not really filling Derrick Rose’s shoes very well. Can he even dunk? Derrick Rose dunked all the time, Kirk, come on man can’t you just dunk it a few times? Look at Nate that guy is like 5 feet tall and he can do it. Just try harder. I guess we can’t…