Is Martell “W-Mart” Webster a bust? Yes. You could state it that way. But last time I called somebody a bust in one of these descriptions, some homer commentator called me “retarded” and accused me of only looking at box scores, so I will refrain from referring to Webster as a bust. He’s actually really…
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Kemba Walker Career High 35 Points (6 Threes) Full Highlights (1/21/2013)
Remember when Kemba Walker had a historically bad rookie season in terms of shooting? Yeah. That was a blast. Except for Bobcats fans. But everyone else loved it. But now he is, get this, an actually good player! I didn’t really expect this. I mean, yeah, he’s still a total chucker, but now he shoots…
Read MoreMike Scott 11 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2013)
When I’m scrolling through box scores looking for good performances to showcase, I get annoyed when an Atlanta Hawk appears. Not that I have anything against the Hawks. It’s just that they use the crappiest camera angles in the league. Case in point: the first clip in this video. You can’t see anything! It’s like…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 27 Points (7 Threes) Full Highlights (1/21/2013)
“Ryan Anderson is the realest brotha I ever met. Dude is 100% straight up thug life forever.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.
Read MoreCourtney Lee 16 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2013)
Courtney Lee has been a bit of disappointment this season for the Celtics. He is not alone in that regard, but this description is not about Jason Terry or Darko Milicic. Celtics fans thought they were getting a decent scorer who would come off the bench and have a girl’s name. Well, he comes off…
Read MoreMatt Bonner 17 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2013)
Matt Bonner is seriously white. So white that he wears New Balance shoes. He is notable for being the only person to dunk while wearing that brand. Ever. He is also notable for his absolutely pure, if a little unorthodox, shooting stroke. He would be a lot more useful if he could get that thing…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 27 Points/14 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/19/2013)
Whenever I see Ersan Ilyasova play, my mind is filled with questions: “Has this guy ever been outside? Why does he look like he fell into a vat of off-white paint? Is he a mole-person? Is that why his real name is Arsen Ilyasov?” The jury’s still out on the mole-person thing, but one thing…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 19 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2012)
The Utah Jazz are currently in possession of two third-overall picks in Enes Kanter and Derrick Favors. You would think one of those two would be good enough to start. But nope, they both are busts. Actually, “bust” is a hurtful word. From now on I’ll just say that they “don’t live up to expectations”….
Read MoreTy Lawson 29 Points/6 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/18/2013)
Pick a random NBA player who’s not Ty Lawson. Go ahead, just pick one. You’ve got one? Good. Okay, so has your chosen NBA player made 10 three-pointers in an officially-sanctioned NBA game? What’s that? He hasn’t? You suck at this. You should have picked Ty Lawson you dummy! (Apologies if you picked Mario Chalmers)…
Read MoreOmer Asik Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2013)
Omer Asik isn’t exactly known for his scoring prowess. He’s really more of a “stand around and suck up all the rebounds” kind of guy. A center version of Reggie Evans, if you will. But against the Pacers he terrorizes their weak interior defense and scores 22 points, good for a career high. Though I…
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