https://youtu.be/w9mdbKpZhUk It’s a good thing I didn’t watch much of this game between the Grizzlies and the Bucks, because I don’t think I would’ve been able to handle Grayson Allen dominating my team while frickin’ GRINNING the whole time. I’ve never really understood all the hate that Allen has been receiving throughout his basketball career,…
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Ersan Ilyasova 20 Points/6 Threes/4 Steals/2 Blocks Full Highlights (4/17/2021)
https://youtu.be/FahxmEAF0AQ The man stood at the base of the mountain and looked up. It was a long way to the top. His instinct of self-preservation told him to turn around, to walk away from that mountain and never look at it again. But there was a deeper compulsion within him to conquer that mountain, to…
Read MoreDaniel Gafford 18 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/16/2021)
https://youtu.be/txAkcs2dPFw There were probably ten or so individual scrub performances from last night that were statistically more impressive than this one, but I don’t want to make any of those videos. I’m semi-retired and I reside in a plane far above the endless wailful din of plebes demanding this video or that video. Their tears…
Read MoreMiles Bridges Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (4/16/2021)
https://youtu.be/GE7JCBEXbtw The Miles Bridges experience of last year was a weird one. He was scoring points, sometimes a lot, sometimes less than a lot, but in the end his pointage was way up from his rookie season. But his increased scoring seemed only to lead to increased losses for the Hornets. No one, anywhere, even…
Read MoreVernon Carey Jr. 21 Points Full Highlights (4/16/2021)
https://youtu.be/gDr1JDcP4Fs OFFICIAL VERNON CAREY JR BUCKET COUNT UPDATE 12 (+9 over last update) THIS CONCLUDES THE OFFICIAL VERNON CAREY JR BUCKET COUNT UPDATE STAY TUNED FOR MORE OFFICIAL VERNON CAREY JR BUCKET COUNT UPDATES AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE Yeah, you interpreted the bucket count update correctly: Vernon Carey Jr. had all of 3 buckets for…
Read MoreYuta Watanabe Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (4/16/2021)
https://youtu.be/t5_DCIui0u8 The title of the chapter* of my upcoming manga about Yuta Watanabe’s life where this career-high 21-point performance is depicted: “Dreams of Eagle and Lion Entwined”. Who cares if that doesn’t actually mean anything? I don’t. I’m still in the very early planning stages of this “Yuta Watanabe Life Story” project; I haven’t even…
Read MorePaul Watson Career High 30 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (4/16/2021)
https://youtu.be/b6Pe9gxjB2s The Raptors may suck now, but their fanbase is still just as happy as ever to endlessly bleat about how their team’s development program is SO GOOD and how many UNDISCOVERED GEMS they discovered by picking through the vast dirt pile that makes up the available pool of free agents, G-Leaguers, and potential draftees…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 28 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2021)
https://youtu.be/gQogAz72XW4 When Bogdan Bogdanovic started this season off slowly, I was totally fine with the fact that the Bucks were barred from completing a trade for him in the off-season. Sure, having a Serb on the Bucks would perfectly align with my interests (pandering to Serbs and supporting the Bucks), but it wouldn’t be as…
Read MoreTalen Horton-Tucker 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2021)
https://youtu.be/yoepUUIE92I Honestly, I should just make a vow to myself to never upload highlight videos of Lakers players ever again. The OFFICIAL DTB POLICIES AND PROCEDURES MANUAL has a few blank pages at the end for me to write in new policies as I come up with them, so it’s totally within my capabilities to…
Read MoreJuan Toscano-Anderson 20 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2021)
https://youtu.be/CzktRRPe4vk Ever since Steph Curry emerged as one of the league’s best players (that emergence was a long time ago now, but I don’t like to think about it that way because it reminds me of the passage of time), the Warriors’ role-players have occupied a weird space in my mind. It’s almost like I…
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