https://youtu.be/7sBLg1Ie6Ao After Kyle Guy played in just three games in his rookie season, for a total of four points in ten minutes, I assumed that he wasn’t going to be in the league after that. I mean, Kings legend Duje Dukan played more minutes than that in his rookie season, and Dukan sucked. There’s a…
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Nico Mannion 19 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2021)
https://youtu.be/l8QbOQLt9B4 While most of us were fervently refreshing Twitter to keep up with the excitement of a busy trade deadline, my guess is that Nico Mannion was abstaining from all of that. As a young player on the type of team-friendly contract that most second round picks get, he’s just too easy to throw in…
Read MoreChuma Okeke 17 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2021)
https://youtu.be/RdGVyH6FWno Chuma “Chum Bucket” Okeke has sort of flown under the radar for me, given that he’s just another one of the Magic’s glut of underwhelming wing players. Since I’m semi-retired, my motivation to keep on top of every single roster in the league is lessened, and the Magic are at the bottom of my…
Read MoreMoses Brown 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/24/2021)
https://youtu.be/QkzQrhyB7IE I am of the opinion that ANY player who is 7’2″ and has ANY mobility at all can be molded into a useful NBA player. The old axiom “height can’t be taught” applies here, and it especially applies to somebody who stands at a few inches above seven feet. That’s the kind of height…
Read MoreAlize Johnson Career High 23 Points Nets Debut Full Highlights (3/24/2021)
https://youtu.be/YG85yR8qlC8 This is what the NBA is all about: some dude on a 10-day contract balling out in his first game with a new team while said team’s superstars are nowhere to be seen. Some may disagree with me that the above scenario is what the NBA is all about. That’s cool, but those people…
Read MoreKira Lewis 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/23/2021)
https://youtu.be/yNzWyFCU8pQ I recently saw a rumor that Lonzo Ball will likely be out of New Orleans by the trade deadline, which is tomorrow. That’s great news for Kira Lewis, who has been relegated to a minor role on the team despite his pedigree as a high draft choice. This game shows that he’s ready for…
Read MoreTony Bradley Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2021)
https://youtu.be/vWnN0WugLYk The Sixers’ gameplan changes drastically when Joel Embiid has to sit. And he’s going to be sitting for a while long after he screwed up his legs while jumping for a cheesesteak that was balanced on the top of the backboard. Now, the Sixers have a bigman rotation of Tony Bradley and Dwight Howard….
Read MorePat Connaughton 20 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2021)
https://youtu.be/fIpNulE5qiA Apparently, Giannis Antetokounmpo actually LOWERS the ceiling of this Bucks team, as evidenced by the fact that they dropped an effortless 140 on the Pacers in a game that was a B-out (that’s slang for “blow out”) from start to finish, despite Giannis being out for “load management” purposes or something. Pat “Patty Ice”…
Read MoreSterling Brown 20 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2021)
https://youtu.be/NN7fV4bH07c OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY: I hereby OFFICIALLY apologize for not making a video of Sterling Brown scoring 23 points earlier this season. I think I was feeling overworked that day and didn’t want to spend any more time making highlight videos, even though 23 points from Brown would be his second-highest-scoring game ever. Just because…
Read MoreJeff Teague 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2021)
https://youtu.be/YXhcLxYnDEQ In the video announcing my semi-retirement from NBA highlights, I penned these words: “Now, it is with no small amount of relief that I can state unequivocally: I will never upload another Jeff Teague highlight video ever again.” God damn it. In good conscience, I couldn’t avoid making this video. Teague has been a…
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