Naz “King of All Known Advanced Stats” Mitrou-Long was mostly known to me, until this game, as the dude who hit 1 three in his 31 seconds of play time last season, put up no other stats, and thus notched the best single season performance of all time. His PER was somewhere in the range…
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Ekpe Udoh 14 Points/5 Assists/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/11/2019)
I may be the only one who remembers, but Warriors fans used to defend this guy SO HARD. They’ll deny it, if you can find any who were around while he was with them, but it’s so true. If you tried to call him a bust (it wasn’t me doing the name-calling, this was before…
Read MoreKevin Huerter 17 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
It’s not too early to start the Kevin Huerter retirement tour. We know he’s going to retire at some point, all NBA players do unless they are killed in action or something. So why not get a head start on the jersey-swapping? He can from city to city and swap jerseys with opposing players and…
Read MoreShabazz Napier 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
I hope Shabazz Napier got to do a jersey swap with Dwyane Wade on account of how bad he RUINED the FINAL GAME OF HIS CAREER. Napier, as the kids say, “had no chill” when it came to Wade on this special night. He didn’t care that the whole banana boat crew was there. He…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
If I knew Rudy Gobert was going to sit out this game, and you asked me how many points Montrezl Harrell was going to score, I would’ve not hesitated for even a second before yelling “FIFTY!” at the top of my lungs. Then I would’ve added “MAKE THAT SIXTY!”. A center rotation consisting of Tony…
Read MoreMarvin Bagley 20 Points/1 Coach Fired Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Marvin Bagley (or more accurately, his dad) finally got his wish: for Dave Joerger to be terminated from his position as head coach of the Sacramento Kings. A strange decision by Vlade Divac, to fire the coach that turned one of the jokes of the league into a respectable almost-playoff team, but after seeing the…
Read MoreJonathon Simmons 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
With the other Simmons sitting out, Jonathon Simmons did his best impersonation, putting up a 20/7/5 statline that definitely feels like something Ben Simmons would do. The only problem was, he hit way too many threes. Ben still hasn’t hit one, but Jonathon forgot that fact (probably was remembering all the practice footage we’ve seen…
Read MoreTrae Young 23 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
The end of a great rookie season for Trae Young. Only one player finished with more assists than him in the whole league, some statpadder named Chucksell Statpadbrook. Think about all the great PGs in the league. There’s a lot of them, but Young out-assisted them all. Similarly, only two players finished with more turnovers…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 23 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Damn, the season is over already? I realize that I didn’t get to make as many highlights for Taurean Prince as I planned, but I don’t think I even posted a single chapter of my upcoming fantasy/sci-fi epic novel “The Taurean Prince”. Last time I checked, Ferland (the protagonist of this tale) was tasked with…
Read MoreMeyers Leonard 19 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2019)
I still don’t see what’s so wrong with Meyers Leonard that he gets big stretches of DNPs. He looks fine to me. The buckets in this video are buckets that any playoff team would desire. If the Blazers really don’t want him, I, on behalf of the Bucks, offer one (1) Thon Maker for him….
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