Kentavious Caldwell-Pope knows what’s up. He’s not a dummy. He knows that if he wants to get an unreasonably large payday this off-season, he needs to play well enough to trick GM’s into thinking that he’s some kind of go-to scoring shooting guard. That’s why, when you look at his monthly shooting splits, you see…
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Dario Saric 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2019)
The people of Croatia should be happy today. Not only did Dario “Diarrheo” Saric have one of his best games as a Timberwolf, but Mario Hezonja recorded a triple-double as the Knicks’ starting point guard. I’m not sure if there’s usually a lot to be happy about in Croatia, but these two things happening simultaneously…
Read MoreGorgui Dieng 19 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2019)
“Dear Diary, The winter season in Minnesota is filled with many trials. The cold is harsh, but can be warded off with adequate layers of clothing. The lack of sunlight is depressing, but the bright lights of the arena are helpful. The Christmastime gift-giving season is tiresome, but fulfilling in its own way. However, this…
Read MoreIan Clark 24 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2019)
If you ignore his 36-point performance a few years ago with the Warriors, and you really should ignore it, because it was one of those games where both teams rested all their good players and the ESPN commentators were really salty and they showed this kid who came from a million miles away just to…
Read MoreCourtney Lee 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2019)
Courtney Lee went from having the second-best scoring season of his career, 12 points per game (that’s a lot, did anyone realize he was scoring that much??????), to having his worst, a mere 4 points per game. Part of the reason for this sharp decline is that the Knicks quickly figured out that they weren’t…
Read MoreDirk Nowitzki 12 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/5/2019)
Unlike Dwyane Wade, I can kinda see why Dirk Nowitzki would maybe be sorta contemplating retiring. He’s not looking very spry out there, and that’s putting it generously. He can kind of do stuff on offense still, because the thing with moving on offense is that you know which direction you’re going so you can…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 24 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2019)
That game-winning three by Dwyane Wade was supposed to go in. It was just SUPPOSED to. It was like a movie, first he gets the steal and layup to put the Heat within one, and then he gets a chance to win the game at the buzzer with a three? All this while facing imminent…
Read MoreDion Waiters 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/5/2019)
It took one of the Heat commentators to mention it for me to notice, but man, Dion Waiters is shooting TONS of threes recently. He had been shooting more in general this season, probably as a result of his slight minutes reduction, because he seems like the kind of player who would take more and…
Read MoreCollin Sexton 27 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2019)
Why are people still pretending that the Warriors are invulnerable? LeBron James has proved that “playoff mode” doesn’t exist, and what we’re seeing from the Warriors is what we’re going to get in the playoffs. And what we saw tonight was them taking their foot off the gas and letting a rookie named Collin Sexton…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 24 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2019)
This is the purest possible highlight video: 12 buckets presented in chronological order, no interruptions. No replays (none were shown by ESPN). No free throws (none taken). No defense (by either side). No assists (I ignored them). Just buckets, an even dozen of them, scored by Enes Kanter, arranged in one smoothly-flowing package. Buckets are…
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