If you want the full Serbo-Kings experience, I recommend, nay, demand!, that you load up the Nemanja Bjelica video I just uploaded in another browser window, and play both this one and that one simultaneously. If you have two monitors, full screen them both. You might think the audio would get all grabled and incomprehensible,…
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Nemanja Bjelica 18 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
It wasn’t going to last forever, but it was still a little sad to see Nemanja Bjelica enter a slump after his blazing start. He was basically god for the first 10 games of the season, he was leading the Kings to wins that weren’t wins last year, it almost felt like a dream (or…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 24 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
Kyle Lowry had 17 assists tonight, and by my unofficial count, 16 of them went to Jonas Valanciunas, and one of them went to Nick Nurse. I think a fruit basket or something is in order, because Valanciunas graciously let Lowry have one of the best passing games of his career. Don’t ask me why…
Read MoreJeremy Lin 26 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
Jeremy Lin-stans all the world around got their wish tonight: Lin played way more than Trae Young. Okay, maybe not “way” more, but he did play more. He did play “way” better. If by “better” you mean “made more shots”, which I think is a fair criterion for better-ness. Lin still has a huge fanbase,…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 16 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2018)
I don’t understand. How is a guy who shot well below 40% for his career up to this point all of a sudden shooting above 50% from the field? And don’t talk to me about “improvement” either. That’s just a buzzword for people to use when they’re making excuses for why a guy shouldn’t be…
Read MoreNoah Vonleh 14 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2018)
What is not shown in this highlight video is Noah “Chokey McChokeman” Vonleh missing two free throws with a minute to go that would have tied this game. That’s because this is a “highlight” video, and those missed free throws are not a highlight except if you’re a Blazers fan. In watching this video, you…
Read MoreTrey Burke 19 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2018)
At some point during this game, Trey Burke’s headband disappeared. I only (“only”) noticed because he looks like an alien from outer space without it. I think I’m just so used to him with it that him without it makes him seem utterly foreign. Not just from another place… but from another time?????? Whatever, as…
Read MoreMeyers Leonard 15 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2018)
Meyers “50-40-90” Leonard is living up to his nickname again this year. Except this year it’s more like “50-50-100”. Yeah, you read that right nerds. Leonard is shooting 52 percent from the field, 52 percent from three, and a perfect 100 percent from the line. I was wondering why Zach Collins was losing minutes to…
Read MoreShai Gilgeous-Alexander 17 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2018)
Even after this perplexing (how did the Wizards come back from 24 down when they all murdered each other in the locker room at halftime?) loss, the Clippers still own a sweet 6-2 record with Shai Gilgeous-Alexander starting. That makes him one of the few starting rookies who is actually contributing to a winning team….
Read MoreJeff Green 20 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2018)
If the Wizards’ season is going to get back on track, it’s going to be because the team decided to follow Jeff Green’s example for how to play basketball. Which is: sleepwalk through the motions while not caring about anything or anyone, ignoring all locker-room conflicts, and coasting on natural talent. There’s enough natural talent…
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