Was anyone else getting some serious Jesus of Nazareth vibes from this performance by Joe Ingles? I don’t know about you, but while watching the game after his return, it really felt like a Galilean Israelite from around 30 A.D. was walking around on the court, getting buckets. Well, bucket. He only hit the one…
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D’Angelo Russell 31 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (11/12/2018)
I know it’s not really the time for Nets highlights right now. That’s okay. This video is there when you are ready to watch it. There are only a few clips of Caris LeVert in it, if you think you are prepared to handle it so soon after the tragedy. Don’t push yourself too far,…
Read MoreFurkan Korkmaz 16 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)
I hope you’re enjoying this taste of Furkan “The Mutherfurker” Korkmaz, because once Jimmy Butler (barf) comes into the fold, it’s back to the end of the bench for him. We have now entered the part of the process called “panic trade for a disgruntled ‘star’”. The time for players like Korkmaz to find their…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 16 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2018)
I would like to apologize to Trey Lyles for not making a video for his seventeen-point performance on October 29. Similarly, I ignored his sixteen points scored against Memphis on November 7. The long eons of injustice have finally ended, and with their demise a new era of unparalelled fairness and equity is ushered in….
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/11/2018)
Right now I am spending most of my willpower (that is not being spent on resisting the many charms of females) on trying to resist getting too attached to Malcolm Brogdon. He’s making it really hard on me, though, with the high quality of his play and the stately handsomeness of his face. Will the…
Read MoreKevin Knox 17 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2018)
I was loath to create this video given that Kevin Knox only made four field goals on his way to seventeen points. However, I eventually reconsidered when I laid out in my mind the pros and cons of making this video. PROS: -Seventeen points ties a career high for this young rookie -There are a…
Read MoreMo Bamba 15 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/11/2018)
I think the goal for Mo Bamba’s career should be to excel so well at one particular skill (dunking, blocking shots, shooting hook shots, hitting threes, etc.) that one could unironically describe his single-minded focus as him having the “Bamba Mentality”. The unironic part is important. I could say that Bamba has the Bamba Mentality…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/11/2018)
I’ve been ragging on Bojan Bogdanovic not really doing anything on the court besides scoring. His statlines usually have a nice amount of points and a not-nice amount of everything else. But as you can tell from the video title, tonight was different: 6 assists! That’s pretty sick considering he was averaging less than 1…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 23 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2018)
It’s good that Taurean Prince took a little break from being way too good. He ended last season scoring 20 seemingly every game, which was cool at first but then I started getting annoyed. And then he started this season the same way! I thought I was going to have to make a Prince highlight…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 22 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2018)
The Magic would be a whole lot better if they still had Andrew Nicholson, just saying. I was on the hype train for that guy for the whole time he was in the league, and even though it may be empty except for me at this point, I’m riding this thing until the track terminates…
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