Right now I am spending most of my willpower (that is not being spent on resisting the many charms of females) on trying to resist getting too attached to Malcolm Brogdon. He’s making it really hard on me, though, with the high quality of his play and the stately handsomeness of his face.
Will the Bucks sign him once his cheapo second-round-rookie contract comes due? I hope they can, but there might be a team who overpays him. That’s why I’m trying not to think of him as a long term piece for the Bucks. I don’t want my heart ripped into pieces and then have my left ventricle stomped on while my right ventricle is fed through an industrial-grade woodchipper and my left atrium is put in a blender for a smoothie and my right atrium is run over by a truck.
So DTB’S OFFICIAL STANCE is that I don’t even care about Malcolm Brogdon right now and everything he does is just “meh”.