I’d take Jabari Parker, RIGHT NOW, on the Bucks. The Kings season is over, right? Everyone’s saying they’re done, so I’m going to believe them. That means that Parker’s services aren’t being used by anyone right now, just rotting away, going to waste. Why shouldn’t the Bucks pick him up? Your answer to that question…
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Nemanja Bjelica 15 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
Nemanja Bjelica’s career-high in assists before this game? Eight, set earlier this season. Nemanja Bjelica’s career-high in assists after this game? Thirteen, set just now. A quick bit of fancy mathematics has revealed to me a startling yet unavoidable truth: this performance by Bjelica is roughly equivalent to Wilt Chamberlain scoring 160 points. Now tell…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 27 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
The end of another Kings season… does anyone else feel like they’re about to cry? Even if, by and large, the whole season kinda sucked, it’s still the end. That’s it. Over. Finito. Go home everyone. No more Kings basketball. Not for another… however long the offseason is going to be. As we speak, the…
Read MoreJavonte Green Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
The Celtics have SO MANY intriguing young players on their roster. It’s almost unfair. Heck, let’s forget about the almost part. It IS unfair. There are teams all around the league who would gladly give minutes to any one of these players, but the Celtics are hogging them all, marginalizing them in the process. Let’s…
Read MoreJerami Grant 25 Points Full Highlights (8/12/2020)
I’m still waiting for Nikola Jokic to develop the lob chemistry he had with Kenneth Faried with Jerami Grant. I’ve been waiting for almost two whole seasons now, and maybe they’re more comfortable with each other on the court in general, but I can’t see any evidence that the amount of lobs has increased since…
Read MoreRaul Neto 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/12/2020)
According to Kyle O’Quinn (who has never shown himself to be anything other than a reliable source of information), Raul Neto is the best Monopoly player on the 76ers. Al Horford, meanwhile, is the worst. These tidbits of knowledge are the exact trivia items I need in my life. What could lend more humanity to…
Read MoreFurkan Korkmaz 21 Points Full Highlights (8/12/2020)
While painstakingly crafting the thumbnail image for this video (a laborious process which sometimes takes up to 45 seconds), I noticed something: Furkan Korkmaz looks like a cartoon character. With his comically large hairdo which borders on caricature, his larger-than-average eyes, his strange lack of teeth, his pointed face, his dopy expression, and his picture-perfect…
Read MoreChris Boucher 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (8/12/2020)
I understand that Marc Gasol brings “intangible” things to the game of basketball. He’s savvy, he knows how to win, he utterly shuts down Joel Embiid whenver they match up (that’s more of a “tangible” than an “intangible” but whatever), he provides leadership on the court, blah blah blah, who cares? Marc Gasol might have…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 19 Points Full Highlights (8/12/2020)
While pondering whether or not to make this video, I was thinking to myself, “You know DTB old pal, the limit for Duncan Robinson these days is twenty points. He’s a legitimate scorer now. You can’t insult him by making a highlight video for every single game where he scores in double digits.” And then…
Read MoreDarius Bazley 21 Points Full Highlights (8/12/2020)
Make that three straight games now where Darius “Bazed God” Bazley has hit exactly eight shots. The entire rest of his rookie season, the most shots he had hit in a single game was five. Eight is significantly more than five, and to do that in three consecutive games…well, I don’t want to throw around…
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