Hypothetical question: is Rodney Hood a bad enough basketball player where Jazz fans are allowed to boo him for missing shots? This is entirely hypothetical. Even if he was the worst basketball player in the world and bricked every shot he took, there’s no way Jazz fans would be so classless as to boo a…
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Nikola Mirotic 24 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2018)
I keep hearing trade rumors about Nikola Mirotic going to the Jazz. If you’re reading this in the future where he’s already been traded to the Jazz, welcome! I hope Three-Kola does well away from the punches of Bobby Portis. If you’re reading this in the future where we land on Mars only to find…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 25 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2018)
The midrange iso game of Khris “Khobe” Middleton is the kind of thing that should piss any reasonable basketball fan off. Ball movement isn’t as “in” as it was a few years ago, but it’s still the preferred style of play around the league, and here we have Khobe, getting the ball somewhere in the…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 26 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2018)
Kings games are great in theory. Willie Cauley-Stein, De’Aaron Fox, Bogdan Bogdanvoic, and more! What could be better than watching all three of those dudes on the same team ball out night in and night out? That’s the problem with highlights. I don’t, and you don’t, have to watch all the bad parts of their…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 34 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/17/2018)
I thought I would be granted a respite after Donovan Mitchell put up enough 20-point games to surpass rookie Karl Malone in that category for the Jazz. I thought wrong. Not only are they still mentioning how many 20-pointers he has, but they’ve started talking about how many 30-point games he needs to be the…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 25 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/17/2018)
NBA players should never finish a game shooting 100 percent from three on more than 2 or 3 attempts. Never ever. When a player is hot like that, it is both the team’s responsibility to get him more shots and the player’s responsibility to chuck the ball from deep every time he touches it until…
Read MorePatty Mills 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/17/2018)
Patty Mills’ face is unsettling to me. Look at the thumbnail; can you honestly say you too are not discomforted? There is no light shining in those eyes, no spirit contained in that haunted visage. The problem is, I’m pretty sure, is that his eyes are way sunken in there. Does he have any peripheral…
Read MoreTaj Gibson 18 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2018)
Taj Gibson and Nemanja Bjelica sat at a table in the Orlando nightclub. Bjelica was high-fiving every patron that recognized him and making loud, drunken comments at women that passed by, but Taj did nothing but take an occasional sip of his beer. Even the basket of mozzarella sticks in front of him was untouched….
Read MoreDevin Harris 16 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2018)
Looking at the All-Star rosters from the year Devin Harris was in the All-Star game is a crazy trip. The 2008-09 season was almost a decade ago! Jameer Nelson and Mo Williams were somehow All-Stars in the East (worst All-Star point guard rotation of all time?), and Shaq, in his third-to-last season, was still All-Starry…
Read MoreTroy Daniels 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/16/2018)
I love it when expectations align perfectly with reality. When you tell me that Troy Daniels scored eighteen points, I assume that the following things are true: 1. He made six three-pointers 2. He did not make any free-throws or two-point field goals 3. He did most of his damage in the fourth quarter 4….
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