For some reason that I can’t figure out, Warriors fans no longer want to watch Ian Clark videos. Come on Warriors fans! Clark is still here, he’s still good (that’s a lie but don’t tell anyone shhhhh), and he won you guys a chip so you should show your support by watching him score 15…
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Gary Harris 25 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2018)
Gary Harris was disappointing me to start the season. I was expecting big things from him, and instead I got a slightly worse version of him from last year. Still a really good player, but you want players on rookie contracts to get noticeably better year over year. Everything’s good now though! He’s not way…
Read MoreDennis Smith Jr. 25 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2018)
Is it just my overactive imagination, or has Dennis Smith Jr. been really clutch this year? Not so much in terms of actual game-winning buzzer-beater mob-him-at-center-court shots, but in terms of scoring in bunches in the fourth quarter. There is definitely some place where can I look up stats like that and confirm my suspicions,…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 29 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/2018)
The NBA as a whole seems to be getting more and more willing to fight. It must be the current political climate or something, because dudes all around the league are wanting to get into it with each other. What happened in this game is nothing compared to Arron Afflalo launching the biggest haymaker since…
Read MoreEvan Fournier Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2018)
I could’ve sworn Evan Fournier scored more than this once upon a time. But I search “Evan Fournier career high” on YouTube, and it says 30. I guess that must be it, because I wouldn’t’ve ignored any higher total for him. As evidenced by this video. I’ve been ignoring Fournier for a lot of the…
Read MoreKhem Birch 12 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/16/2018)
I guess you could say Khem Birch and the rest of the Magic are developing some… Khemistry! HAHA! HA! WOOOOOO! YES! I’ve been waiting all year to make that joke, and it’s just as great as I imagined it was going to be. I was beginning to worry that it would never happen, but the…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 19 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)
Kelly Oubre walked through the front doors of Washington D.C.’s central public library and stopped to assess his surroundings. He had never been in this library before. As far as he could remember, he had never been in any kind of library before. He didn’t know where the books he was looking for would be…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 20 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)
I love living in a world where Wayne “Beef W” Ellington has made more three-pointers than Steph Curry. True, Curry has played in thirteen fewer games, and, true, Curry will probably catch up at some point anyway, but just being able to say “Wayne Ellington is a better three-point shooter than Steph Curry” and technically…
Read MoreJosh Hart 16 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)
Josh “The Hulk” Hart (do the Lakers players really call him that? Ess Em Aitch) scored 26 points in a game earlier this year, which makes 16 points seem like 100% worthless sewer trash unworthy of a video. But I have reason to believe that Hart’s 26 points against the Rockets was one of the…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)
Do you want to hear my opinion? Of course you do, you’re reading my video descriptions, which are basically a collection of all my opinions, which makes them just as good as facts. So, we’re in agreement that you’re interested in my opinion. Here it is: DeMarre Carroll was such garbage while playing for the…
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