Justin Holiday 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

The three-chuckingest part of Justin Holiday’s season is gone now. It’s sad to see, him not shooting hundreds of threes per 36, but the moderation of his attempts has directly corresponded with the Bulls winning games. We’ve all learned a valuable leason here: sometimes more threes doesn’t mean more wins. Even if he isn’t launching…

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Lauri Markkanen 22 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

Man, I’m looking at Lauri Markkanen’s games this season, and he’s consistent as frick. Only 4 single-digit scoring games over the whole season so far? While averaging 15 per game? That’s really nice for a rookie. At least, it feels like it’s really nice. Maybe that’s what everyone does and I just don’t notice it….

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Kelly Olynyk 25 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

Kelly “The Klynyk” Olynyk has done a good job of reinventing his game coming out of college. Almost… too good. I could spend a lot of words trying to get my point across, or I could just say it straight up: I want Olynyk to do more fancy post moves. With footwork and everything. That’s…

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Delon Wright Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

25 points, 13 rebounds, 5 assists, 4 steals, 1 block. Those are prime Olajuwon numbers right there. For real. Who on the Raptors could possibly accumulate those statistical units in a single game? Ibaka? Too old. DeRozan? Can’t rebound. Caboclo? Yeah, if he turned into the next Giannis like Masai so desperately wanted. Delon Wright?…

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Domantas Sabonis Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

The Pacers have may have lost this game, but they provided what the NBA sorely needed: a blueprint on how to beat the Milwaukee Bucks. That blueprint? Take Domantas Sabonis, have him back his ass up into Thon Maker/John Henson/whichever random jabroni is guarding him, and tell him to shoot the ball in the basket….

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Dwight Buycks 14 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

The last time Dwight Buycks was on my channel, back at the end of the 2014-15 season, he was sporting a dyed mohawk type thing and crossing the heck out of Gary Harris. Now Gary Harris is a beast, but back then he kinda sucked, looking worse than Buycks at that point. How the tables…

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Gary Harris Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

If you score 20 in the first quarter and 28 in the first half, it is not, I repeat NOT acceptable to finish the game with under 40 points. I’ve been a big proponent of Gary Harris these past few years, and this is how he repays me? By scoring 36 when he could’ve easily…

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Boban Marjanovic 15 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

With Andre Drummond out due to a “rib contusion” (we all know the real reason: CISH, or Chronic Incurable Shoulder Hair), Stan Van Gundy had no choice, no choice at all, but to insert Boban Marjanovic as the starting center against Hassan Whiteside and the Heat. Actually, he did have a choice, but how much…

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Gerald Green 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

Who needs James Harden when you have Gerald Green? Until Harden carves the Rockets’ “R” into his beard and can do an alley-oop windmill dunk, I’m giving the edge to Green. I’m getting some serious Michael-Beasley-Getting-Rescued-From-China-By-The-Rockets vibes right now. It’s almost the same situation; unwanted scoring-only player departs from the league because they can’t get…

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Gerald Green 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

Who needs James Harden when you have Gerald Green? Until Harden carves the Rockets’ “R” into his beard and can do an alley-oop windmill dunk, I’m giving the edge to Green. I’m getting some serious Michael-Beasley-Getting-Rescued-From-China-By-The-Rockets vibes right now. It’s almost the same situation; unwanted scoring-only player departs from the league because they can’t get…

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