Bojan Bogdanovic can do more than just shoot threes. He can also shoot free throws! Refer to my vid of him making 16 of them if you don’t believe me. Also: he can do two-point baskets inside the arc. That’s three different things he can do: threes, twos, and frees. That’s all the kinds of…
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Pat Connaughton 17 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
Pat Connaughton got a lot of people excited (it can’t be just me) when he scored 24 points in the Blazers’ season-opening massacre of the Suns. He’d been waiting in reserve for two whole years, and now it was finally time for him to craft some artificial wings made out of wax and fly towards…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 23 Points/6 Threes/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
There aren’t enough intensifying adjectives to describe how poorly Marcus Smart is shooting the ball this season. And I know this topic has been beaten into the ground already, but I don’t care. 40 percent shooting is probably out of the question for him as a player, this year or any year, but dipping below…
Read MoreTobias Harris 31 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
I guess I should have written a description for this one before getting halfway through the next name on my list. So. Here we go. Tobias Harris is really good at basketball. I like him a lot. His headband looks like someone cut the top part off a winter hat as some sort of a…
Read MoreIsaiah Whitehead Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
It turns out that Isaiah Whitehead already had a game earlier in his career where he scored 24. It happened, and I made highlights of it, but I don’t remember it all. I thought for sure his career high was about 17 points and this 24-point performance smashed it, becoming the definitive performance of his…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 19 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2017)
Wayne “Beef W” Ellington is going to be one of those guys who signs his most lucrative contract when he’s in this thirties. This year is the last year of his reasonably-sized deal after a career of small, short-term deals, but now he’s established himself in the league. There are so many teams desperate for…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 24 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2017)
The Nets had to be aware of this fact when they acquired DeMarre “CarrLOL” Carroll: he can only be really effective when surrounded with four (4) All-Stars, like he was on the Hawks. Luckily, it turns out he can be half-effective even without any All-Stars, which is great because the Nets don’t have any. At…
Read MoreJerian Grant Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2017)
If you thought the last Jerian Grant vid I did sucked, you probably won’t think this one is any better. Even though he scored a then-career-high in both of them, they are about the farthest thing from “exciting” or “dynamic” as it’s possible to be. If you slapped together his very best plays, accentuated with…
Read MoreMike James 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/26/2017)
I got kinda mad while making this vid, and I almost sabotaged by splicing the audio of that new Suns commentator guy saying “Proud to own the three-point zone! Fulton Homes donates one-hundred dollars to Suns charities” over the entire thing. No actual commentary (although that was in short supply anyway), just that stupid promotional…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 15 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2017)
When I tuned in to the Bucks-Jazz game at first I thought I had entered some kind of time warp, because it looked like we were playing the Pacers. I was getting ready to call all the newspapers and tell them that I was a time traveler and that they should interview me, but then…
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