“That’s it. That’s the book he was reading before all this happened,” Dell Curry whispered as he stood outside his son’s house, peering through a gap in the blinds. Steve Kerr nodded gravely. “Either he is experiencing a problem with his newly-created three-point amulet, or he desires to craft an artefact of even greater potency,”…
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Stephen Curry All 324 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-2017 Season Three-ilation Part II)
Stephen Curry ran through the rocky subterranean passageways underneath Oracle Arena. The three-point amulet, still warm and glowing from the smelting process, bounced against his chest as he searched for a way out. Its power circulated through his body, an entirely different sort of power than that which had emanated from the original amulet, stolen…
Read MoreStephen Curry All 324 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-2017 Season Three-ilation Part I)
“HE DID WHAT?” Dell Curry winced at the sudden outburst from Steve Kerr. “I saw it with my own eyes, Steve. Through some unfathomable sorcery, my own son has crafted for himself a new, greater relic – the three-point shooting amulet is remade.” “But the original three-point amulet was destroyed a year ago,” Steve protested,…
Read MoreJustin Anderson Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)
There’s just something about the 76ers that allows them to turn one team’s trash into another team’s treasure. Or, as Marc Zumoff likes to say, “Turns garbage… into gold!”. My theory is that something is the expectation of having no expectations; no one cares if you win or lose, in fact losing is preferred, so…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 29 Points/8 Assists/5 Blocks Full Highlights (4/12/2017)
The Nuggets’ locker room was somber, with little of the joking and laughter that had characterized the space for the past months. One by one, Nuggets players were coming and going to pick up their last remaining possessions from their lockers. They all knew that some would be on different teams next year, that the…
Read MoreBruno Caboclo 11 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)
With this performance, officially, with official officiality, Bruno Caboclo has avoided peaking in his first NBA game, the dreaded “MCW-itis”. Cast your mind back, way back, and remember how hyped you were when Caboclo checked into a game for the first time, and how your hyped reached previously unseen levels as he quickly threw down…
Read MoreDavid Nwaba 14 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2017)
The eye-test is telling me that David Nwaba won’t be rejoining the Lakers next season. Athletic guards who can’t really shoot (someone please sign D.J. Stephens please please) always face an uphill battle when it comes to sticking in the NBA. There will always be more players in his mold that they can try out;…
Read MoreGorgui Dieng 19 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2017)
How do the words “Gorgui Dieng 82-game starter” sound to you? Pretty darn good, right? Here’s the deal: all the Timberwolves have to do in their last game is start Gorgui Dieng at PG or one of the other four positions and that sentence will become reality. It’ll be like that time Alonzo Gee started…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 22 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (4/11/2017)
How do the words “Marquese Chriss 82-game starter” sound to you? Pretty darn good, right? Here’s the deal: if the Suns had realized that they sucked balls right at the start of the season instead of eight games in, Chriss would have not only played in every game, but started every game. So, we instead…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 19 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2017)
Remember when Domantas Sabonis started out the season as one of the best three-point shooters in the league? I don’t pay attention to college basketball so I naively thought he might be able to sustain those unsustainable numbers. Instead, he slammed his face right into the rookie wall, and as he stumbled away from it…
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