Now THIS is the kind of one-dimensional iso chucking that I expect from Jordan Crawford. 10 of 16 on mostly midrange jumpers where he dribbled around for a bunch, only one free-throw drawn (and missed), and a couple assists that didn’t even come close to making up for his tunnel vision. This is the kind…
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Skal Labissiere 19 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)
Skal Labissiere hasn’t lived up to the hype that I placed upon him after he scored 32 points a month ago. Normally, players of his caliber and situation wait until around this time of year to unleash their fury, but he blew his load a month early, leading to a whole month of me wondering…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 26 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (4/7/2017)
Is there anyone on earth who cares that Ricky Rubio has now made 50 consecutive technical free-throws? I’m a pretty big stat-fiend, but I find that that particular stat doesn’t interest me at all. Come back to me when he challenges Micheal Williams’s consecutive free-throws record. That’s a lame one too, but at least it’s…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/7/2017)
The Spurs are so much more fun when Kawhi Leonard isn’t playing. And Pau Gasol. And LaMarcus Aldridge. And Tony Parker. Those dudes, I know what those dudes are like. They’re good players, but familiarity breeds contempt or whatever. I want to see the role-players! And tonight, I got my wish. Big time. It’s no…
Read MoreJamal Murray Career High 30 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (4/7/2017)
Is it too late for Jamal Murray to win ROY of the year? I’m just going to remove the suspense right away: no. It’s not. All it takes is one sick performance near the end of the year (because the voters, just like every human on earth, are reactionary), and a player can win easily….
Read MoreNikola Jokic 23 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)
What am I supposed to talk about in these descriptions if I can’t talk about how Nikola Jokic’s coach is holding him down? That’s how the Boban Marjanovic went, that’s how the Bryn Forbes went, that’s how the Henry Ellenson (when I get to it, hot damn there are a lot of vids to make…
Read MoreBryn Forbes Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)
Is now the time when we get mad at coach Pop for holding down Bryn Forbes the entire season? I know it’s not kosher to question Pop’s decisions because he’s one of the GOAT of all time coaches, but here’s a truth bomb for you: Bryn Forbes’ previous season high was eight. That’s right –…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)
I’m trying to figure out if there’s any correlation between these two events that just happened concurrently: -Boban Marjanovic played 27 minutes and scored a career-high 27 points -The Pistons beat the heavily favored Rockets Ah, now that I think about it, probably not. There’s no way that those two things are in any way…
Read MoreJustin Anderson 17 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
At the time Justin Anderson was traded to the Sixers in the Noel deal, I was fully in the “Justin Anderson is wildly overrated by Mavs fans desperate for any kind of young talent” camp, but I have to say, he has done a pretty good job of proving me wrong. He’s still not a…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
New strategy for defending Ricky Rubio: since he is now a legitimate threat to hit midrange jumpers when you go under on his screens, why not go OVER the screen and make him drive it to the rack? He’s never been able to finish through any kind of contact. In fact, he’s never been able…
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