Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe is quietly shooting 44% from the threezone this year on significant volume, unlike somebody like Lance Thomas who shoots 45% because he only takes the openest open corner threes. Crabbe does a lot of catch and shoot off of curls like Kyle Korver does (the one guy who all catch and…
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Quinn Cook 10 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2017)
Yawn. Who cares about some lanky Euro guy scoring his 30,000th point? The REAL highlight of last night’s Mavs-Lakers game was getting to watch a thing called “Quinn Cook” score ten points on 4-of-6 shooting. You know, truth be told, I’m pretty sure Quinn Cook could score 30,000 points in the NBA if you simply…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 17 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2017)
Jusuf Nurkic has a lot of attributes, too many to list here. He has nostrils. That is but one of his many attributes. Nostril-having. Bosnian is another thing that he is, a thing that would definitely appear on an encyclopaedic collection of his attributes. Such an exhaustive list of the attributes he possesses would surely…
Read MoreDevin Booker 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2017)
Once again I think to myself as a Suns game is nearing its end “wow devin booker has kinda licked donkey taint this game” and once again he scores a bunch of buckets right at the end to give him a highlight-worthy amount of points. Note to self: never assume that Devin Booker has had…
Read MoreIan Mahinmi 15 Points/7 Steals Full Highlights (3/7/2017)
The Wizards paid Ian “Iannis Mahintokounmpo” Mahinmi a lot of money during the offseason. 60 million over 4 years, on the basis of a couple middling season with the Pacers. Maybe you could upgrade his last one with them to be “solid”. I certainly did a lot of vids of him that year, vids that…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 29 Points/16 Free Throws Full Highlights (3/7/2017)
Normally I would complain about having to show so many free-throws. My opinion of those things is well known, and I won’t repeat it. However, tonight, things are different. The sheer amount of free-throws (without a miss, don’t forget) that Bojan Bogdanovic made have converted them from useless video-filler to the main attraction. The video…
Read MoreYogi Ferrell 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2017)
Apparently other stuff happened in tonight’s Mavericks game besides Dirk Nowitzki hitting 30,000 for his career. I know! It didn’t seem right to me either, but I looked at the play-by-play just now and there were a bunch of non-Dirk entries there. The boxscore said Yogi Ferrell scored 16 points and had 7 assists, but…
Read MoreJulius Randle Triple Double 13 Pts/18 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (3/7/2017)
On a night where some dude on the other team scored some big round number of points, Julius Randle was off doing his own thing: contributing to the league’s ever growing triple-double count. I think this is number 81 on the season. Crazy! It seems like just a few years ago we hardly ever saw…
Read MoreLance Thomas 17 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
When it comes to the Knicks and bad contracts, all anybody wants to talk about is Joakim Noah, his busted knees, and his gigantic albatross of a contract. But what flies under the radar his Lance Thomas and the Knicks-given contract that sees him getting paid seven million dollars per year for the next four…
Read MoreAndre Iguodala 24 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
I must apologize. When I saw that Andre Iguodala had 24 points, I immediately began to make a highlight video for the performance without investigating his statline more closely. I did not realize that he only made six shots in the entire game. If I had realized that fact, I would have had to strongly…
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