Jinglin’ Joe Ingles AKA “Slow Joe” AKA “Sloppy Joe” AKA “The Big Didgeridoo” had four assists and four steals to go with his eighteen points, but I didn’t feel like showing them. First, four assists is simply not enough. Second, I never show steals on purpose unless it’s Marcus Smart getting eight of them so…
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Marcus Smart 21 Points/5 Assists/8 Steals Full Highlights (2/15/2017)
This game is like unlimited ammunition for Celtics fans. Nobody on the internet will ever again be able to say an unkind word about Marcus Smart, least of all me. “Look how much blue-collar HUSTLE is on display here!” says the enthused Celtics fan. “Look how much BOSTON GRIT Maaahcus Smaaht has! His impact on…
Read MoreDion Waiters 23 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/15/2017)
Dion Waiters is currently putting up numbers very reminiscent of his second season in the league, back when he was with the Cavs but the Cavs didn’t have LeBron yet and they still had Mike Brown (LMAO). In fact, the Dion of today is averaging the exact same amount of points per game as the…
Read MoreSolomon Hill 23 Points Full Highlights (2/15/2017)
Solomon Hill fooled the Pelicans into thinking he was a “3+D” guy by making 7 triples the final game of last season. Fooled them so bad that they gave him a 4-year, 48 million deal. At least when Isiah Thomas signed Jerome James to that huge deal, it was on the back of a good…
Read MoreDario Saric 20 Points Full Highlights (2/15/2017)
If Dario Saric keeps having good games, I’m gonna have to reevaluate some things. Namely, whether the McDonald’s value menu is even a good value when everything on it tastes like crap. Seriously. It might only cost me a buck to get a burger but when that burger tastes like stale cow farts is it…
Read MoreKyle Korver 22 Points/6 Threes/1 Dunk Full Highlights (2/15/2017)
Man, this Dick Vitale/Bill Walton commentating combo was pretty much totally awful/sweet. I can’t tell which. I think a basketball game happened at some point between Vitale’s ecstatic moaning and Walton’s strangely earnest ramblings. Again, it’s hard to tell. Kyle Korver scored 22 points amidst the chaos, dropping in a bunch of threes while that…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 15 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/15/2017)
This was not a good game for Nikola Jokic. Even the best players have off nights sometimes, that’s just the way things go. There’s no reason to panic, or to declare Mason Plumlee the future of the franchise and send Jokic to the D-League (G-League?????). Now is not the time to start second-guessing certain trades…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 13 Points Trailblazers Debut Full Highlights (2/15/2017)
Well, it happened. Everyone knew this moment was coming, and it came. Jusuf Nurkic has been traded. The Nuggets gave him his chance in the NBA, but things there didn’t end up working out, and now it is time for him to take the next step in his career with Portland. What he did in…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 36 Points/6 Threes/8 Blocks Full Highlights (2/15/2017)
I’ve stated multiple times that I want to see Brook Lopez traded to another team where he can be more appreciated, more noticed. To see him get the recognition he deserves, playing a meaningful role on a playoff-type team. To see him get another All-Star berth. I’ve changed my mind about that. I want to…
Read MoreFrank Kaminsky Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (2/15/2017)
Say what you want about “he’s not really 7 feet tall because his head is so long so it doesn’t really count”, but a 7-footer should not be shooting under 40 percent from the field. Ever. Even if his wingspan is more like that of a shooting guard than a center. It’s just unacceptable. Stop…
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