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Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 12 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2016)

The 2016 draft class has been so underwhelming (where is Ben Simmons? Give him back to me, oh cruel destiny) that a rookie averaging three points per game on acceptable percentages seems like a major score. That rookie is Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot, more concisely referred to as “TLC” or “Cabarrot Cake”. He’s been entrusted with more…

Jrue Holiday 23 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

The Pelicans are 19-28 after they beat the Spurs last night. Not a good record, but still good enough to somehow be in the playoff hunt in the West because of the insane dropoff after the seventh-seeded Grizzlies. But when you only count the games in which Jrue Holiday plays, the Pelicans are 17-15. That’s…

Joel Embiid 32 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

Process status: TRUSTED The 76ers are a decent team kind of, Joel Embiid just showed out on national TV, I heard MVP chants for T.J. McConnell and “trust the process” chants for Embiid, Ersan Ilyasova’s NBA-high streak of games with a made three ended (actually that one really sucks), TLC scored 12 again, I have…

Kristaps Porzingis 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

We are getting close to Kristaps Porzingis having his own team. So very close Phil Jackson hates Carmelo Anthony, and is desperately shopping him to any team that will listen. I don’t even mind Melo, I think he and Krispy can be a good combo, but I also don’t mind Krispy having his own god-damn…

Willie Reed 20 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

Somehow the Heat are on a 6-game winning streak, and I have no idea why, so I’m just going to ignore Dion Waiters for now and give Willie Reed all the credit. Okay? Sounds good to me. The Heat’s recent resurgence is certainly an impressive feat given the slapdash nature of their roster. Willie Reed…

Damjan Rudez 14 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

Do not be fooled by the length that YouTube claims for this video. YouTube, ever acting in its own self-interest and its own self-interest only, displays a runtime of 1:01 for this vid. That is a lie. A lie fabricated to make YouTube look better than competing video-hosting websites. The actual runtime, independently verified by…

Kyle Korver 14 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

Happily for the rest of the league, the addition of Kyle Korver to the Cavaliers hasn’t propelled them to unstoppable-juggernaut-status like some feared. And despite the Cavs recent woes, he hasn’t had the opposite effect either. People are finding out what Hawks fans knew all along: Korver’s a great guy and teammate, a deadly shooter,…

Darren Collison 26 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

Darren Collison is one of those semi-good players who is condemned to be forgotten for all time the second he retires, possibly even before then. He’s like Darrell Arthur in that he doesn’t seem to have any fans aside from a few fans of the team he happens to play on. I’m sure there are…

Paul Zipser 14 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

As things get worse and worse for the Bulls, things get better and better for Pääul Zïpßer. As a Bucks fan and scrub-lover, it’s the best of both worlds; I get to see Bulls fans suffer, and I get to see Zipser get buckets. Zipser is probably a decent part of the Bulls’ current problems,…

Davis Bertans 17 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

Here’s something I just noticed: if you combine Davis Bertan’s two names, you get “Beavis”. Coincidence? You be the (Mike) judge. Here’s another thing that I have noticed for a while but am just now sharing: Kristaps Porzingis’ status as the most hyped Latvian player on this channel is in serious danger. Porzingis, who is…