Videos – Page 852 – DownToBuck

Jaylen Brown 20 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

Jaylen Brown has selfishly announced that he will selfishly not be performing his renowned high-flying aerial acrobatics at this year’s dunk contest. It’s like he wants the dunk contest to suck. I bet that’s what he wants. He seeks to inflate his own value by withholding his talents in the area of bigtime slam-jams, hoping…

Thon Maker 8 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

I’m not even going to speculate on Thon Maker’s age. That whole thing is played out, no one cares anymore, the evidence has been presented and dismissed and re-presented and re-dismissed and now people just want to see him get minutes. And that’s all I’m going to say about that. If you want to know…

Justin Anderson 17 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2017)

There was a stretch there where it looked like Justin Anderson had fallen out of the Mavs rotation. He was getting low single-digit minutes and a few DNPs, and obviously his scoring was way down. Wes Matthews’ uninjured presence had made Anderson redundant on the roster, as Matthews does the same things that Anderson does,…

Ivica Zubac 16 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2017)

With each game that passes, Timofey Mozgov and his outsized contract are becoming more and more obsolete. It seems somewhat unbelievable, but the 19-year-old Croatian rookie is somehow stealing Mozgov’s minutes. The guy who got paid to be the Lakers’ center of the future is, before our eyes, getting replaced by the guy who actually…

Myles Turner 23 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2017)

If Pacers commentator Quinn Buckner doesn’t open up a restaurant called “Buckner’s Smothered Chicken” within five years, I’m gonna be… you guessed it: pissed as all heck. “Smothered chicken” is basically his catchphrase, and when your catchphrase has to do with a hella-delicious food preparation, you have to follow through by opening a restaurant based…

T.J. Warren 21 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2017)

My hype for T.J. Warren remains unshakable. There is nothing that he or anyone else can do to convince me that he won’t be a 20ppg scorer at some point in his career. Unless he died. If he died, I would be forced to acknowledge that 20ppg would be out of the question for him….

Nikola Jokic 29 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/26/2017)

The All-Star reserves have been revealed, and Nikola Jokic is not among them. To what can we blame this seeming oversight? It is tempting to blame Serbians for not coming out in support of their man, for not flooding social media with hashtags and tweets in a large enough torrent. But they are not at…

Dennis Schröder 24 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/25/2017)

Dënniß “The Menaße” ßchrööder was seriously cold-blooded at the end of this game against the Bulls. Actually, his whole team was, but Dënniß’ blood was the coldest and had the highest concentrations of ice. He scored thirteen points (including the go-ahead shot) and added another seven points through his assists in the fourth quarter alone….

Jae Crowder 23 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2017)

OFFICIAL JAE CROWDER HAIR STATUS: Jae Crowder’s hair looks just as soft and cuddly as ever. Its status as the pillowiest and lushest set of dreadlocks in the league remains unchallenged. There is no hair softer in the organization. It’s like a pile of furry black snakes on his head, but instead of venom, they’re…

Wayne Ellington 22 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2017)

Wayne “Beef W” Ellington: budget version of Kyle Korver? Sort of. Korver, despite his slumpy-wumps lately, shoots better from three and from the field than Beef W does. And Ellington has never been an “elite” three-point bomber like Korver is. But they play a similar style of running for jumpers off of curls, and neither…