ALERT ALERT ALERT THIS VIDEO HAS TOO MANY FREE THROWS TO BE ENJOYABLE ALERT That’s why I shouldn’t just look at points scored before going in and starting the highlight-making process. “28 points for Nic? Hot-diggity-damn!” I said as a cracked my knuckes, eager to get to work. He made two shots, everything was going…
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Frank Kaminsky 17 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2017)
I don’t think Hornets fans are too happy with Frank “The Clank” Kaminsky’s performance so far this season. As you can tell by the nickname they have assigned to him. What, you think I came up with that one? No way. I’m too dumb to come up with such creative things. I’d be mad too…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2017)
22 points in 20 minutes is just the kind of thing we’ve come to expect from Enes “Freddie Mercury” Kanter. That kind of scoring rate was something we saw last year, but somehow he’s improved in that area a little bit. My theory: he is shooting it every single time Westbrook passes him the ball,…
Read MoreKosta Koufos 18 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2017)
Kosta Koufos, dressed in a heavy black overcoat and with a black ski mask over his face, burst through the front door of the Walgreens brandishing a handgun. “This is a robbery!” he shouted, running up to the nearest cashier, a middle-aged woman, and pointing the gun at her. There were screams as patrons ran…
Read MoreBoris Diaw 15 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2017)
A lot of people were throwing a lot of shade on Boris Diaw at the beginning of the season due to his very slow, very tubby, and very, dare I say it, FRENCH start. I admit that I threw my share of shade on him along with everybody else. Shamefully, I was one of the…
Read MoreJulius Randle Triple Double 19 Pts/11 Asts/14 Rebs Full Highlights (1/3/2017)
I’m going to be honest right now. I’m not the world’s biggest Julius Randle fan. Last season he took a lot of shots he couldn’t make, and even this season it seems like he’s going to miss every layup he attempts. But that’s not the primary reason why I have a vague dislike for him….
Read MoreArron Afflalo 19 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2017)
Arron “Afflatus” Afflalo supposedly refused outright to enter a game for the Kings when called upon by Dave Joerger. That’s pretty messed up. Like, seriously messed up. Did he just sit there and pretend he didn’t know he was supposed to go in? Did he outright say no? Did he say no with a pair…
Read MoreJae Crowder 21 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2017)
The biggest Jae Crowder-related story from this game is not that he hit five triples (way cool), but that he had a Gordon Hayward-fueled meltdown on Twitter after Boston fans cheered Gordon a little too much for his liking. I think most of the tweets have been deleted now, which is a shame, because he…
Read MoreDarren Collison 26 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2017)
If any other player in the league got arrested for domestic-violencing their wife, you would never hear the end of it. As it should be. Darren Collison, though, has so few admirers, supporters, fans, or even people who remember that exists, that he was able to do such things and get away (relatively) unscathed. Collison’s…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 18 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2017)
Is Marquese Chriss the spazziest player in the league? Yes. Let’s get it out of the way right now. Yes he is. Any other player you can think of simply can’t compare to Chriss’ resume. Whether he’s picking up T’s for no reason, trying to fight Kristaps Porzingis, fouling everybody in reach, or nearly killing…
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