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Tobias Harris 25 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2017)
I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again: Tobias Harris needs to be more aggressive on offense. I don’t care whose toes he has to step on for this to happen. Someone needs to step up and be the alpha wolf on the Pistons, and it can’t be Reggie Jackson, because of reason. The…
Read MoreMyles Turner 25 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (1/5/2017)
The sanctity of the game of basketball was destroyed tonight in Indianapolis, and for his singular part in the destruction, Myles Turner was rightfully booed. Check out the final clip of this video if you want to see Naismith’s creation get dragged through the mud. Personally, I suggest stopping this video at about 2:24, and…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 15 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2017)
Frickin’ finally. FINALLY. I don’t know why the heck the Pistons would sign Boban Marjanovic to a big multiyear deal if they’re not even going to play him. Someone posited the theory that he’s insurance for when Aron Baynes’ contract runs its course? But that’s obviously BS because Baynes sucks and has stupid hair and…
Read MoreMindaugas Kuzminskas 15 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2017)
I must extend a sincere apology to all of my friends in Lithuania and especially the residents of the beautiful metropolis of Vilnius. I did not mean to ignore Mindaugas “Mindingus” Kuzminskas’ new career high for so long. It was an oversight and I apologize. A weird-looking European hitting threes, dunking, and driving recklessly to…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 23 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2017)
The big news for the Heat is that Justise Winslow is probably going to miss the rest of the season after he had surgery on some part of his arm or something (probably to fix his broken shot LOL [lots of laughs]). Early returns (read: just this game) indicate that the Heat offense might be…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 17 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2017)
After spending several weeks in a confused daze after being violently and repeatedly concussed in late November, Doug McDermott has finally shaken off the inner cobwebs of his mind and is back on the court. He still doesn’t quite know where he is or who his teammates are, but his vision is clear enough to…
Read MoreJordan McRae 21 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2017)
Jordan McRae: better fit for the Cavaliers than J.R. Smith? Let’s take a look at the facts: POSITION: Both McRae and Smith are shooting guards. Advantage: it’s a tie POINTS: McRae had 21 points in this game. Smith had zero. It’s like he was totally missing in action. Good players don’t disappear like that. Advantage:…
Read MoreSteven Adams 18 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2017)
OFFICIAL KIWI NBA PLAYERS ALL-TIME POWER RANKINGS 1. Steven Adams. I don’t want to throw around terms like “top ten center” or “DeAndre Jordan 2.0 with better hair” but since I just typed them I guess I’m throwing them around now. Let’s just put it this way: New Zealand’s flag is going to have a…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 28 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/4/2017)
First Raymond Felton, now Austin Rivers, who the heck needs Chris Paul? Not the Clippers, that’s for sure, not when two role-players of dubious quality can come in and put up the same stats as the supposed “best PG in the league”. Notice how I put that in quotation marks. It’s because I don’t think…
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