Last time Joe Harris scored 19, I compared him to a bigger Jimmer Fredette. That was stupid of me, though, in my defense, my thought patterns had been drastically altered by the overclocked microwave in my kitchen. That baby can heat Hot Pockets in 10 seconds, but it also emits a LOT of radiation. My…
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Ersan Ilyasova 22 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)
I’ve really been impressed with how Ersan Ilyasova has played for the 76ers. After his not-so-good stint with the Magic, I kind of thought he was done. Maybe not totally done, but done enough that he would never again get major minutes for a team. His prospects for playing improved when he got traded to…
Read MoreDorian Finney-Smith 17 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)
Another game, another career high for Dorian Finney-Smith. That’s the seventh time he has done that so far this season, eighth if you count his debut where he set in a new high with no points. Is 0 greater than NULL? Depends on your programming language, probably. I don’t think Finney-Smith’s trend of constant career-highs…
Read MoreRudy Gobert 21 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)
With this 9-of-9* performance, Rudy Gobert pushes himself ever closer to the elusive mark of 70 percent field goal percentage for the season. He’s already best in the league in that stat because of DeAndre Jordan mysterious regression, but no one will remember a guy who shot 69 (lol) percent. They will remember 70. Forever….
Read MoreBradley Beal 41 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)
Bradley Beal just scored 41 points against the (supposedly-elite) Clippers, one short of his career high. Sounds great, huh? Can’t wait to watch the highlights? Before you dive headfirst into the Beal-themed world of magic and wonderment that I have created with this video, we need to correct your expectations. Basically, Beal didn’t REALLY score…
Read MoreJoel Embiid Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)
Check out Nerlens Noel at 1:32 of this video, right after Joel Embiid gets rejected by the rim on a wide open attempt. Laughing good-naturedly after Embiid’s “shush” gesture in a show of support for his temporarily embarrassed teammate, right? WRONG! That’s what Noel wants people to think. He wants people to think that, despite…
Read MoreMarco Belinelli 19 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2016)
You can practically feel the anxiety exuding from my selected thumbnail image. Marco Belinelli, after a made shot, checking to make sure that his hair is still there, and, more importantly, is ruffled enough to give it the illusion of thickness – to cover up the bald spot that is rapidly forming there. Marco thinks…
Read MoreSteven Adams 19 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2016)
I would love more than anything to be able to mock New Zealander culture in the descriptions of my Steven Adams videos. There just would be nothing greater. I do it all the time for the Aussie players and it works out well: My friends in America get culturally enriched, and I get to have…
Read MoreIan Clark Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2016)
Ian Clark has been playing well enough that we can say with certainty that he would still be good even if he went to a team that didn’t have four All-Stars on it. That’s something you can’t say for some other Warriors bench players. Well, you could say it, but it wouldn’t be true. It’s…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 22 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2016)
Emmanuel Mudiay hasn’t improved as much as I was hoping for. I know, I know, it’s usually the third year where you really see improvement with point guards, but if anything, Mudiay has regressed slightly. Sorry to sound like a dictionary but regression is, like, the opposite of improvement. Mudiay’s shooting is still not very…
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