I’d like to apologize for the second time about that Jonas Valanciunas vid. This time for an entirely different reason. This time, it’s not because they were too many free throws, but because the player in question was entirely too good. You don’t come to my channel to watch good players scoring good amounts of…
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Jonas Valanciunas Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
Sorry about this vid. It’s Jonas Valanciunas scoring a career-high 32 points. That’s not the part I’m sorry about. Well, it kind of is. Because this vid contains a LOT of free throws. Free throws, as you all know, are the lamest part of any highlight viewing experience. Just a dude standing 15 feet away…
Read MoreMyles Turner 30 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
I am convinced. No more persuasion needed. This IS the year. Not next year, not two years from now, not in a decade or two or twenty. THIS is the year Myles Turner becomes a beast. You may argue that he was already a beast. I can dig that. In that case, let’s say that…
Read MoreC.J. McCollum 25 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2016)
One of my biggest regrets in life (other than letting it all fall apart with my beautiful Jennifer) is not making a C.J. McCollum midrangeilation for last season. By the time I realized that I wanted to make such a video, it was too late. Because that time was just now. Just now I am…
Read MoreJonathon Simmons Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2016)
When Jonathon Simmons was led, blindfolded, to a secret subterranean dungeon underneath the AT&T Center, he was fairly sure that he had been kidnapped by terrorists, even when the man leading him repeatedly stated that he was one of the assistant coaches. But then, the blindfold was taken off. In the dimness of the torchlit…
Read MoreJoe Johnson 29 Points Jazz Debut Full Highlights (10/25/2016)
Do you ever watch a highlight video but instead of getting hyped you just kind of sit there because you know you’re watching the regression of the NBA back into early-00s iso-ball? I sometimes do. It’s like “wow it’s so cool that this guy is getting buckets but damn, does he ever get set up…
Read MoreNoah Vonleh 11 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2016)
You know how long I waited to do Noah Vonleh highlights last season? I’ll tell you: THE ENTIRE FRICKIN’ DURATION OF SAID SEASON! He showed some flashes (maybe just one flash, actually) at the end of his tenure with the Hornets, so I thought that a new team, a new atmosphere, and a starting gig…
Read MoreGeorge Hill 19 Points Jazz Debut Full Highlights (10/25/2016)
“…OFFICIAL MOST UNEXPECTED THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE 2016-17 NBA SEASON POWER RANKINGS” “1. Anthony Bennett will average eight points per game. This is because the Nets will be garbage. The Nets’ garbageness will surprise nobody, but Anthony Bustett managing to bumble his way into a large number of double-digit scoring games should bamboozle…
Read MoreRodney Hood 26 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2016)
Soon after the crystal tendrils of Adam Silver’s hyper-evolved posthuman form had spread over my body and fully overwhelmed it, there was a brief period of darkness. I could feel my consciousness being transferred from my mortal human shell into the perplexing computer-like structure. All at once, I lost the feeling of gripping cold on…
Read MoreRodney Rogers 28 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2000)
Everyone has seen the video of T-Mac scoring 13 points in 35 seconds to pull the Rockets back from certain defeat. It’s like a top-5 component of YouTube-NBA lore. Even that annoying dude in your circle of acquaintances who wears that corny “sportsball” t-shirt and talks about how pro sports are a waste of time…
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