Oof. Sorry folks, no “Andrew Wiggins goes to basketball camp and smokes some weed and maybe some weird stuff happens or maybe it doesn’t” story tonight. DownToBuck ate too many buffalo wings, and is now suffering some ill-effects. If my other descriptions seemed a little incoherent tonight, well, now you know the reason why. It’s…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 25 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2016)
The shot of the Bucks’ bench at 2:00 really sums up their season. Look at how sad they look. They look that sad for good reason: they are the reason the Bucks are so bad this year. The starters, despite their myriad flaws, have actually been pretty good. Not the best, but good for 11th…
Read MoreSalah Mejri 17 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/13/2016)
Salah Mejri: the next Boban Marjanovic? The similarities are eerie. -From a country that is not well known to Americans? Check. -Buried deep on the end of the bench? Check. -Played in D-League due to bench-buried state? Checkeroo. -Big? Check. -Really big? Check. -Able to deposit the ball into the rim directly, without even really…
Read MoreJabari Parker 22 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2016)
It’s time to come clean. I didn’t even watch ANY of the Bucks game tonight. Sometimes life gets in the way, you know, even though ball IS life. That’s okay. By the time I’m done making highlights of all the performances, I’ll have seen the good parts of the game anyway. That’s the whole point…
Read MoreJabari Parker 16 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2016)
It’s time to come clean. I didn’t even watch the entire Bucks game last night. I watched the first half and then decided that I had better things to do than watch the Bulls blow us out. Especially because there were a bunch of Bulls fans in the Bradley Center and I didn’t want to…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 25 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2016)
Chandler Parsons had just finished pouring himself an afternoon bowl of Cap’n Crunch when he heard his phone ring from its place charging in his bedroom. Setting the bowl on the counter, he jogged over to the source of the ringing. When he picked up the phone and saw the name of the caller, his…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 29 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2016)
Take a good look at these highlights. Watch them with care and precision. Notice anything? That’s right: Giannis Antetokounmpo didn’t hit a single shot that wasn’t a layup or a dunk. There’s something to be said for playing to your strengths, obviously. Giannis absolutely abused the Bulls in transition tonight, in the same way that…
Read MoreDevin Booker 19 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2016)
Devin Booker is legit. That’s all there is to it. If I’m a Suns fan, I’ve already forgotten about Archie Goodwin. If I’m a fan of any other team, I never knew about Archie Goodwin in the first place. Eric Bledsoe? Brandon Knight? Their contracts are tradeable, or you can wait a few years until…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 25 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2016)
One of the many perils of highlight-compiling is that I only see the good of every player. From my point of view, the NBA, on average, is filled with dudes who never miss shots except when they get fouled and score 20 or more point per game. KCP is one of those dudes. I think…
Read MoreZach LaVine 21 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2016)
Here I am, just sitting around, thinking Zach LaVine has turned the corner on his career, and he turns right back around and starts sucking huge man dick. Burdened by the amount of wiener crammed into every crevice of his mouth, he has been averaging THREE points per game over the last 7. THREE. I…
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