Ben Simmons furtively looked over his shoulder as he typed in his YouTube search term, then felt silly for doing so. In the privacy of his apartment, nobody would know what deviant YouTube videos he was seeking out. After a quick pause of contemplation, Ben appended two words to the end of his search. It…
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Zach LaVine looked over at his ringing phone with disinterest. He was in the middle of a very productive session of Euro Truck Simulator 2 (one of the few video games he wasn’t terrible at) and didn’t want any interruptions while he made his deliveries. If the call was something important from somebody important, they…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic All 160 Field Goals Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Bucketilation)
Boban Marjanovic stood at his gate in Philadelphia International Airport, keeping an eye on the long airport down which hundreds of travelers were coming and going. Vaguely, he could feel the stares of his fellow Dallas-bound passengers on him. He wished he could sit down to reduce his apparent height, but none of the seats…
Read MoreMarkelle Fultz All 65 Field Goals Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Bucketilation)
“Thanks for inviting me to come work out with you,” Markelle Fultz said to his teammate Joel Embiid. “I know I haven’t been around the team much so it means a lot that you still want to, like, include me.” Joel looked up from his phone. “Trust me, I know what it’s like to be…
Read MoreDamian Lillard All 237 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)
Damian’s label contact, Travis, had given the okay to upload the new track, entitled “Portland Street Vapor 夢見る睡眠”, to the official SoundCloud page for Dame D.O.L.L.A. He appreciated that he was still allowed to promote his music on his own page, as opposed to the page of the label, but he was still worried that…
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The apartment was dark except for the chilling glow of the laptop screen. A man sat in front of the laptop, leaned forward so far that his nose almost touched the screen. He clicked the mouse and hit keys on the keyboard with practiced skill, focusing intently on his task. All the other responsibilities of…
Read MoreLeBron James All 84 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
The distant chime of the microwave breaks my concentration and I look up from my work. As I get up from the desk where the wizardry of my highlight-creation takes place, I congratulate myself on having the ingenuity to set up an automatic Pop-Tart warming mechanism, but remind myself that my genius does have an…
Read MoreBruno Caboclo All 96 Field Goals Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Bucketilation)
The sound of a clanging metal door roused Leandro Barbosa from his semi-catatonic state. Groggily propping himself up on the uncomfortable tile floor to stare through the window of his cell, he saw the unconscious body of his countrymate Nene being muscled through the lab by two large henchmen. Within seconds, Nene had been dragged…
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Inside the elevator, Brook found that there were a lot of floors to choose from. While he tried to decide which one to go to, Amelia read the nearby directory. “General Manager’s office is on floor five,” she said. “Maybe they can tell us what the hell is going on.” Feeling that this plan was…
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The city was dark and gloomy, almost unnaturally so. Walking aimlessly from one street to the next, Brook Lopez had stopped looking at the buildings he was passing. Each of the towering steel edifices was lacking any identifying information at all. Instead, they all gave off a general aura of malevolence, as if some inhuman…
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